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    Exclamation Lysol ... where?!

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    SCREAM!!!!!!! I'll never look at that bottle in my laundry room the same way again!!!

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    Yeah, there's just something really wrong about that!

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    That would buuuuurrrrrrrrrn.

    Seriously what an awful use. I wouldn't even use Lysol on my hands, its so strong.

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    When I had my facts-of-life talk with my mother way back eons ago, she mentioned that *her* mother had used Lysol -- in a much-diluted solution for "hygenic purposes." What was explained to me, and what they *aren't* saying in the ad, though, is that the ladies of the era were using it primarily as a birth control product. (The unanticipated birth of my uncle was offered as evidence that it wasn't particularly effective...)
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    Lizzie, that is so scary to know. It just goes to show you what amazing strides have been made in the field of science. What would these woman think of the skull and crossbones that is now in place on this product. Wonder if they would be worried, or just chalk it up to silly science and keep on using it.

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    I've seen this before. I just like the whole implication "Ladies, men hate your stench. Burn the top layer of skin off your nether regions!"

    "thanks Lysol!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miss_Bella_Hell
    I've seen this before. I just like the whole implication "Ladies, men hate your stench. Burn the top layer of skin off your nether regions!"

    "thanks Lysol!"



    This is crazy! I read a book on female fertility where they spoke about the things women used on themselves. It's nuts. Poor women.
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    Don't forget it hasn't been that long since they decided douching isn't considered medically necessary either.

    Lysol...uhm. Uh. Ew. I can't stand the smell, I can't imagine why on Earth I should put it near my unmentionable parts. (Hey isn't that what Coco Chanel said no. 5 was for? Anywhere you wanna be kissed? )

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elaina
    Don't forget it hasn't been that long since they decided douching isn't considered medically necessary either.

    Lysol...uhm. Uh. Ew. I can't stand the smell, I can't imagine why on Earth I should put it near my unmentionable parts. (Hey isn't that what Coco Chanel said no. 5 was for? Anywhere you wanna be kissed? )

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    That reminds me of when I was a teenager and I was imitating the Jean Nate commercial where she splashed it all over herself, and some of it landed "there" and the burn from that will never be forgotten.

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