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    Hat Brotherhood: PT 1: Oh Brotherhood.

    With the fall weather I'm walking to work less often, and being on crowded sweaty subways I find I take my hat off often enough to let the steam out that sometimes I don't even wear a hat in the first place. Last week a kindly old feller who takes the same bus I do some mornings approached me on the street and asked me where my hat was.

    I told him I didn't wear it today, which was probably already obvious enough and he said, "Yeah, well, I just got a hat and I'm going to wear it tomorrow, so I want you to wear your hat."

    I'm not much of a team dresser. I don't like uniforms and I don't like anyone telling me what to wear, especially if it's because they want me to match. So I said, yeah, okay, and then the next day I skipped work for altogether different reasons.

    I did get to see his hat though. I saw it this morning. He came trucking up to the bus stop just as proud as you may please in his khakis and sensible shoes and his light blue windbraker and his brand new Tilley Hat. Yes, it was a Tilley, a sloppy, flapping, canvas Tilley, and he tipped it at everyone at the stop and gave me an extra special tipping that was part doff and part flap.

    I think Tilley hats are ugly. I think they're uglier than baseball caps. I think they look like the canvas buckets we used to pull smelly water out of wells when I was in Africa. But he's quite pleased with it, so what can I do.

    I saw him again and he followed me home talking all the way. I stopped at the gorcery store just make sure he didn't actually follow me to my house, because I was afraid I'd come out my door tomorrow morning and see him there in his little tiny walking shoes, dofflapping his Tilley at me.

    (I hope he isn't reading this. I'd feel like a real heel.)
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    It seems like you have a new "hat friend".
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    Invite him to the Lounge so that he can learn more. (But I recommend deleting this thread first .)We all started somewhere...he happened to start with a canvas Tilley.

    It's great that you had such a positive impression on him. He is obviously very proud to be wearing his new hat. I commend you for being so gratious, even if he may have seemed a bit annoying. Who knows how many other people you may have affected in your daily trips to and from work. Maybe they just don't have the guts to take the leap yet.
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    Agreed

    Quote Originally Posted by SinatraStyle
    Invite him to the Lounge so that he can learn more. (But I recommend deleting this thread first .)We all started somewhere...he happened to start with a canvas Tilley.

    It's great that you had such a positive impression on him. He is obviously very proud to be wearing his new hat. I commend you for being so gratious, even if he may have seemed a bit annoying. Who knows how many other people you may have affected in your daily trips to and from work. Maybe they just don't have the guts to take the leap yet.
    steer this fella towards fur felts, he has obviously already caught the bug, eh?
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    It's possible this older fellow used to wear good felt hats
    and is now wearing a hat that is, to him, appropriate to
    today's styles. He may know a lot about hats. My father
    had a nice Lock trilby which looked great on him.
    But he loved his Tilley. He loved it so much he offered
    to get me one, but I declined.
    Personally, I would never want to be a member of any group where you either have to wear a hat or you can’t wear a hat.

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    yeah- invite the guy onto the board.
    wouldn't it be nice to have some really old guy on here who was around back in the day to consult with? can anybody dig one up?

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    Dig one up!?!?!?!

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    maybe that was a bad choice of wording.

    what I meant was- can anybody one? know someone who fits that description?

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    Quote Originally Posted by feltfan
    It's possible this older fellow used to wear good felt hats
    and is now wearing a hat that is, to him, appropriate to
    today's styles. He may know a lot about hats. My father
    had a nice Lock trilby which looked great on him.
    But he loved his Tilley. He loved it so much he offered
    to get me one, but I declined.
    That was nice of your pop.

    My new pal's not that old. When I say old, I mean, like my age old. Okay, older than that. Probably mid fifties to mid sixties.

    Now my great uncle, who is 96, he knows a thing or two about hats and fine clothing. He was a fop in his day, looked a bit like Hercule Poirot, but with a smaller pointed moustache. He had a tailor until the sixties when his tailor etired, and then he had to buy at stores because other tailors liked to charge him money for their work. Naughty tailors. Sadly, my uncle has not been well for a while.
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    On Tuesday morning when i went to the polls, I took one step into the Amory and removed my hat and shook hands and said good morning to Ernie the greeter(about 75 years old)...i started down the hallway and he hollered at me and said HEY...you know you are the only man that removed his hat...

    I said, Ernie, you know my momma taught me manners....He grinned real big and we chatted some more whene I exited the polls....

    just wanted to share....

    mark the shoeshine boy
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