"Egad, brilliant, Brain! Oh, but no, no, wait: what about people who don't wear hats?"
"There are no 'people who don't wear hats.' It's 1946, everyone wears hats. All the time. Now come Pinky, we must travel to City Hall and obtain the water rights for the fedora-matic from the consul."
"In Italy under the Borgias they had thirty years of murder, bloodshed and warfare, and produced indigestible noodles, boring operas and the Fiat. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, five-hundred years of democracy and peace and what did they produce? The Swiss bank account, the best cheese in the world and Heidi."
-The Third Mouse