From Night After Night (1932)
Hatcheck girl: Goodness, what beautiful diamonds!
Maudie: Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie.
CANNON BALL!!!
from Talk Radio (1988)
Barry Champlain (Eric Bogosian): I'm a hypocrite, I ask for sincerity and I lie, I denounce the system as I embrace it. I want money and power and prestige, I want ratings and success and I don't give a damn about you or the world. That's the truth. For this I can say I'm sorry but I won't -- why should I? I mean who the hell are you anyways, you audience? You're on me every night like a pack of wolves because you can't stand what you are and what you've made. Yes, the world is a terrible place. Yes, cancer and garbage disposals will get you. Yes, a war is coming. Yes, the world is shot to hell and you're all goners. Everything is screwed up and you like it that way, don't you? You're fascinated by the gory details, you're mesmerized by your own fear. You revel in floods, car accidents and unstoppable diseases. You're happiest when others are in pain.
That's where I come in, isn't it? I'm here to lead you by the hands through the dark forest of your own hatred and anger and humiliation. I'm a valuable public service. You're so scared, you're like a little child under the covers, you're afraid of the bogeyman but you can't live without him. Your fear and your own lives have become your entertainment.
Next month millions of people will be listening to this show and you have nothing to talk about. Marvelous technology is at our disposal and instead of reaching up to new heights we're going to see how far down we can go. How deep into the muck we can immerse ourselves. What do you want talk about? Baseball scores? Your pet? Orgasms? You're pathetic. I despise each and every one of you. You've got nothing, absolutely nothing: no brains, no power, no future, no hope, no God. The only thing you believe in is me. What are you if you don't have me?
I'm not afraid, see! I come in here every night, I make my case, I make my point, I say what I believe in. I tell you what you are, I have to, I have no choice. You frighten me. I come in here every night, I tear into you, I abuse you, I insult you and you just keep coming back for more. What's wrong with you? Why do you keep calling? I don't want to hear anymore! Stop talking! Go away!
Bunch of yellow-bellied, spineless, bigoted, quivering, drunken, insomniac, paranoid, disgusting, perverted, voyeuristic little obscene phone callers, that's what you are. Well the hell with you! I don't need your fear and stupidity, it's wasted on you! Pearls before swine.
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"I'm playing all the right notes but not necessarily in the right order." ...Eric Morecambe, OBE
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"Mother its my life okaay, so if I want to live on a beach and walk around naked /" Janice, the muppet caper
The Entire movie of The Big Lebowski.
"Yes. I hear your looking for a couple of girl musicians "
"We will freeyeeze" -Some Like it Hot.
Without these central.nerve impulses, we would collapse! Like a bunch.of.broccoli.-young frankenstein
I know what I wanna do, if you want.to.do that we dare do? -those magnificent men in their flying machines.
"Ohmigawd your like, totally black!"- earth girls are easy.
" Will you look at that! Look how she moves! It's like Jell-O on springs. Must have some sort of built-in motor or something. I tell you, it's a whole different sex"
My Week With Marilyn:
Marilyn Monroe: Do you know I've been married three times already? How did that happen?
Colin Clark: You were just looking for the right man.
Marilyn Monroe: They always look right at the start.
"Kissing a man without a moustache is like drinking champagne without bubbles”
In those days the best painkiller was ice; it wasn't addictive and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it.~ Gracie Allen
(Have I mentioned this one before?)
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure:
History teacher, to Bill and Ted: "It seems to me that the only thing that you've learned is that 'Caesar is a salad dressing dude...' "
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1. John 3:16, 17
2. Dress to please yourself, but do take others into some consideration.
-Lee
Glengarry Glen Ross
Dave Moss (Ed Harris): "What's your name?"
Blake (Alec Baldwin): "F*** You, that's my name. You know why, mister? Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove an $80,000 BMW. That's my name!"
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