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The next phase of Indiana Jones worship...

Discussion in 'The Observation Bar' started by LordBest, Nov 25, 2008.

  1. LordBest

    LordBest Practically Family

    ...is cake:



    So we now have the patron saint of archaeology, St Indiana of the Archaeologists* with his own cake.


    *this is what the Archaeology faculty of my university call him.
  2. AmateisGal

    AmateisGal I'll Lock Up

    But what happens to the cake when you take the statue off and the weight isn't distributed evenly? Does it blow up? Does the ground underneath you give way? Do the walls start to move? :D :D :D
  3. scotrace

    scotrace Head Bartender Staff Member

    Now THAT is cool.
  4. Miss_Bella_Hell

    Miss_Bella_Hell My Mail is Forwarded Here

    The cake is better than the most recent movie. ;)
  5. Mossyrock

    Mossyrock One of the Regulars

    I'm sure glad you said that and I didn't have to...... :eusa_doh:
  6. Brian Sheridan

    Brian Sheridan One Too Many

    The cake spoils! lol
  7. LordBest

    LordBest Practically Family

    All of the above. Then the marzipan figurehead is stolen by an unscrupulous rival chef and taken to Marrakech, and the hero chef is forced to outrun a tribe of hostile Central American bakers. He then finds himself on a quest to find the Lost Ark of the Fondant, containing the first Battenberg cake that was given to Moses by God on top of Mt Sinai. It ends with the bad guys being dissolved by the power of Fondant for blaspheming against it by using CoolWhip instead of real cream. The Ark is then given to 'top men' to study, by which we assume they mean Gordon Ramsey.
  8. AmateisGal

    AmateisGal I'll Lock Up

    lol lol lol
  9. Brilliant, :D
  10. Well now, that really takes the cake! :p


  11. You cheeky, clever sod, you! lol lol :eusa_clap

  12. LordBest

    LordBest Practically Family

    Glad you liked it.:)
  13. Mike in Seattle

    Mike in Seattle My Mail is Forwarded Here

    I found this the other day and was just waiting for a good thread to toss it into.
  14. LordBest

    LordBest Practically Family

    I'm not making that films MacGuffin out of marzipan. Or anything else for that matter.
  15. I theorise that removal of the idol would cause a Malteaser chocolate malt-ball of gigantic proportions to come rolling towards you...

    ...a singularly delightful way to die...

    That is an awesome cake! How about another one shaped like the lost ark of the covennant?
  16. Story

    Story I'll Lock Up

  17. Gatsby84

    Gatsby84 Familiar Face

    The "Instructables" website has a tutorial for making a 'monkey brain' cake similar to the 'chilled monkey brains' in the Temple of Doom.


    My girlfriend told me she looked into making this cake for my birthday, but the ingredients alone would have cost over $100... it would have been awesome, but I was happy with a plain triple chocolate cake. An idol pedestal cake would be cool too.


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