The Temple of Lost Hats: Rumors of the Existence of a Secret Hat Society have never been Proven….. For months now it has been suggested that a Secret Hat Society exists deep in the jungle presided over by a mild-manner professor-parson . . . Who turns into Indiana (yes that is where he was born) Phil at night, guarding the entrance to the home of the SHS, while keeping wild animals at bay as they graze near the entrance. . . The eyes of wild creatures are watching all who would dare enter . . . The following are scenes from a meeting purported to be a very secret gathering of the even more Secret Hat Society. You judge for yourself if you think the society exists . . . Inside the cave, guards gather at 11:05 PM to make sure all is ready for the midnight hour . . . The drum of doom through which all who would belong must pass; the white flag ready for those too timid to survive . . . All eyes are glued on the initiate’s attempt to survive the drum of doom . . . A guard strikes the pose of contempt that mere mortals would seek to enter the cave of lost hats . . . The sergeant at arms warns -- “This far and no further! No un-initiated may enter the nursery of unborn hats” . . . SHS members gather around “the one hat” to give proper obeisance . . . Never before have members of the SHS ever been photographed. These people are NOT members of the society….They were not secretly filmed performing strange rituals at night . . .