WONK: the Chaos Reigns Players

[KilroyCD]

*Meanwhile, back at the aerodrome Kilroy leaves the infirmary after having the unintentional puncture wounds in his leg attended to*
Kilroy: Cocoa, I'll thank you not to do that again.
Cocoa: Woof!
Kilroy: Are you trying to tell me something?
Cocoa: Woof woof!
Kilroy: Do you know where Samantha is?
Cocoa: Woof woof arf!!
Kilroy: Lead the way, good boy!
Cocoa *Thinking to self* I've just told you I have to pee, you idiot! I don't know where she is!

 

[carter]

walks into WONK HQ. Heads turn. Jaws drop. She takes a drag on her cigarette and exhales through her finely etched nostrils. The silence is deafening.

"Anyone in here seen Carter? I have something for him."

 

[KilroyCD]

As Kilroy and Samantha deal with their respective situations, will Kilroy ultimately come to her rescue? Or will Cocoa perforate his leg again?

Announcer: Tune in next time as The Chaos Reigns Players return next time with another mind-numbing misadventure:

Will Carter be back next time?
Will PI's Duesenberg have be hijacked by Henchman #2?
Will Rollo ultimately secure a place in the next episode?
Will Kilroy actually have much of a role next time?
Will Cocoa speak?
Will Lo Phat admit to placing the stockings over Kilroy's headboard?
Will Diamondback and his assemblage ever...?
Will Samantha ever be reunited her bra and stockings?
Will the Police Inspector get out of the way of the Buzz Bomb?
Who and where is The Faun?
Will Arnold have any lines to say next week?
Will Nurse Martha return? We hope so!
Will we have cameos from Dostacos, zaika, MNC and Dash?

TUNE IN NEXT TIME To WONK for the answers to these and many other nonsensical questions, when the Chaos Reigns Players continue the Saga of The Rescue of the Two Cabooses Plus Multiple Milos or How I Saved the Train With a Plane But Lost My Mind To Porridge.

(We are not responsible for the inconclusivity of the aforementioned conclusion.)

Inspired by Marc Chevalier from a post by Carter derived from a photo posted by Salv.

This Evening's Cast - Samantha, KilroyCD, the Police Inspector, Carter, "Fritz", "Henchman #1", "Henchman #2" and "Lt Williams".

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Our Thanks to MK and the Bartenders for their Understanding and Forebearance.