dear new neighbor

jamespowers · Sep 23, 2010

HepKitty said:
first and foremost, I must beg forgiveness for trashing others' grammar mistakes then not proofreading my "letter" before making a mad dash for the door last night. I hang my head in shame

actually Animal Control did tell them they would take the dog if they didn't get it off my property. the "scare" didn't do any good because a week later, the dog was back on my property. next time, no warning. the dog will be taken

Animal Control in most areas will do their job when pushed.

Yesterday I claimed back a bit of my property along my fence. My idiot neighbor has trees planted right next to the fence. Three full green waste cans later the trees are back where they belong and there is much more sunlight in my yard. I know the neighbor will have a heart attack when he notices.

If you want trees, plant them on you own property and don't expect me to let them take over my yard if you don't.
Now the other neighbor at the back has two nice apple trees that I have trained branches to come over to my yard.

Junk trees I have no use for.

HepKitty · Sep 23, 2010

haha well what can you do, let their vegetation overrun your property? good call on the apple trees though, French apple tarts are wonderful

Lola Getz · Sep 23, 2010

Not to be a spoilsport, but I would make sure Animal Control won't put the dog down if they take it. Around here they do, and that's why I never reported my meth-dealing neighbor's dog.

Now the dealers themselves? I called about them day and night.

I concur--I think you're almost there! You need to have a celebration once they're gone. Tarts for everyone!

Tomasso · Sep 23, 2010

Lola Getz said:
.....

Are you related to Lola Wantz..........A cousin, maybe...........

HepKitty · Sep 23, 2010

Lola Getz said:
Not to be a spoilsport, but I would make sure Animal Control won't put the dog down if they take it. Around here they do, and that's why I never reported my meth-dealing neighbor's dog.

Now the dealers themselves? I called about them day and night.

I concur--I think you're almost there! You need to have a celebration once they're gone. Tarts for everyone!

that did occur to me, just because of the breed. I told the guy if he takes the dog that I hope she gets a good home. I've never come across a mean pit bull, and I did make friends with this one. I realize that's not normally the case with pit bulls though. this one, she's a good dog, I'd cry if they did put her down.

update: there are still some toys strewn about on their property (typical with kids, no problem), but all the garbage is cleaned up and I've not heard a sound from them :eusa_clap

HepKitty · Sep 23, 2010

Tomasso said:
Are you related to Lola Wantz..........A cousin, maybe...........

lol lol lol lol

Lola Getz · Sep 23, 2010

Are you related to Lola Wantz..........A cousin, maybe...........

lol Tomasso. Actually, Wantz was my maiden name...

Tomasso · Sep 23, 2010

Lola Getz said:
lol Tomasso. Actually, Wantz was my maiden name...

lol lol lol lol

Land-O-LakesGal · Sep 24, 2010

too funny miss lolalol

Lincsong · Sep 24, 2010

jamespowers said:
Animal Control in most areas will do their job when pushed.
Yesterday I claimed back a bit of my property along my fence. My idiot neighbor has trees planted right next to the fence. Three full green waste cans later the trees are back where they belong and there is much more sunlight in my yard. I know the neighbor will have a heart attack when he notices. If you want trees, plant them on you own property and don't expect me to let them take over my yard if you don't.
Now the other neighbor at the back has two nice apple trees that I have trained branches to come over to my yard. Junk trees I have no use for.

Show us some pictures of your handiwork.

:fing28: worthlesswithoutpics

jamespowers · Sep 24, 2010

Lincsong said:
Show us some pictures of your handiwork.

:fing28: worthlesswithoutpics

Come by and see. It looks like a tree hedge.

lol lol lol

jamespowers · Sep 24, 2010

HepKitty said:
haha well what can you do, let their vegetation overrun your property? good call on the apple trees though, French apple tarts are wonderful

It won't overrun my property while I am still here. Shaving the limbs right back to the trunk usually does the trick.

I wish they had the good sense to at least plant fruit trees along the fence instead of leaf-dropping useless poison berry trees.

Lincsong · Sep 25, 2010

It sounds like you have some type of phobia. :fing28: :fing28: :fing28:

Mr Vim · Sep 25, 2010

Kitty, you put this on here too? Oh very good, I thought this was only a facebook exclusive.

HepKitty · Sep 25, 2010

lol just a little on FB, there's a lot more room to elaborate here

Mr Vim · Sep 25, 2010

But of course, I'll read through it.

jamespowers · Sep 27, 2010

Lincsong said:
It sounds like you have some type of phobia. :fing28: :fing28: :fing28:

Yeah, I have a phobia about idiot neighbors who have no regard for their neighbors. :rage:

Lincsong · Sep 28, 2010

I think perhaps you're starving for attention and wish to talk to these neighbors.

jamespowers · Sep 28, 2010

Lincsong said:
I think perhaps you're starving for attention and wish to talk to these neighbors.

You know better than that. That fence needs to be fifty feet high.

Diamondback · Sep 28, 2010

Are you sure you don't wanna just Get Medieval on 'em with a solid curtain-wall and moat? lol

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