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A very wealthy man was terminal & began to question his belief system. "Who knows what comes next, & who says you can't take it with you" he asked himself? So after his weekly foursome of golf with his priest, his doctor, & his lawyer, he brought up a request as they sat in the 19th Hole Bar for drinks. He gave each of them $100K in cash.

"I'm asking each of you as a favor to me, when you pass by my casket for the last time just before they close the lid, you toss that in." And they all agreed they would do that in honor of his request.

A couple months went by & the day of the service came. After the burial his three friends once again met at the 19th Hole for a drink in his honor. Unusually nervous, the priest finally made a confession.

"I have to confess, at the last minute I just couldn't bring myself to put this cash in the casket. The church can do so much good in the community with this money, I just couldn't do it," he said.

Somewhat relieved he wasn't the only one, the doctor replied, "I just couldn't do it either. With this money we can build a new wing onto the hospital, & we can even name it after him."

The lawyer just shook his head in disbelief as he finished his drink & stood up to leave. "I can't believe you guys would keep the money & not honor Tom's dying wish! Why, as I passed by & said goodbye for the final time I gladly tossed in my check!"


(My apologies to all my lawyer friends!)
 

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By the way, most of these car plates are accidental combinations.
AC is the city code for Aachen, the rest is generally generated by authority. Some combinations are blocked, most with NS background such as SS, SD, HJ...
Some others available such as DO-PE69 for example.

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By the way, most of these car plates are accidental combinations.
AC is the city code for Aachen, the rest is generally generated by authority. Some combinations are blocked, most with NS background such as SS, SD, HJ...
Some others available such as DO-PE69 for example.

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I figured it was random. Normally, I find humor in even the most outlandish things, but I guess it's "too soon," as they say.
 
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