Want to buy or sell something? Check the classifieds
  • The Fedora Lounge is supported in part by commission earning affiliate links sitewide. Please support us by using them. You may learn more here.

You know you are getting old when:

Messages
10,603
Location
My mother's basement
...you read and hear about those torturing restrictions to daily lifestyle and quality time due to C-19 measures every day and you have no idea what the fuss is all about.

I don’t have to be told how much easier the past year and change has been for me than many others. And yes, age has something to do with it.
 
Messages
10,603
Location
My mother's basement
... you remember when ox tails were poor people fare.

239E0E60-F2CF-4167-A094-3810D96FA678.jpeg
 

Just Jim

A-List Customer
Messages
307
Location
The wrong end of Nebraska . . . .
...AARP regularly sends you so much junk mail that they're actually spending more to entice you into joining than your membership would be worth to them.
Been getting those since my age was measured in single digits, trying to stop them for almost as long. Asking them to stop doesn't work. Telling them to stop doesn't work. Begging them to stop doesn't work. Telling them I was dead worked til I had to renew my driver's license.
 
Messages
11,912
Location
Southern California
Been getting those since my age was measured in single digits, trying to stop them for almost as long. Asking them to stop doesn't work. Telling them to stop doesn't work. Begging them to stop doesn't work. Telling them I was dead worked til I had to renew my driver's license.
My wife is approximately a year-and-a-half older than I am, and I'll reach 60 at the end of next month (we're at the point where a woman's age is more a matter of irrelevance than secrecy). She started receiving their propaganda before she reached 50, and I got "grandfathered" in because of her. Now, "AARP" allegedly stands for "American Association of Retired Persons". I don't know about you folks but, as far as I know, I've never personally met anyone who was able to retire at the age of 50. And if you're able to, you probably don't need their pathetic little discounts. So, what gives?

Remembering when the film 2001: A Space Odessey and the show Space: 1999 were set in the far future. And now realizing there is an entire adult generation born after those dates, entirely within the 21st century...
Funny how quickly we got to a future that didn't really exist. On that note, no movie or television show set in the future (that I'm aware of) has predicted the future accurately. Our future is always either overly idealized or overly grim, with very little (if any) in-between.
 

Forum statistics

Threads
107,269
Messages
3,032,600
Members
52,727
Latest member
j2points
Top