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Benny Holiday
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I've started a band called 999 Megabytes. We haven't got a gig yet.
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Q: Why don’t the British manufacture computers?
A: They haven’t figured out how to make them leak oil.
A: They haven’t figured out how to make them leak oil.
Benny Holiday
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I wish my old man, who was an expert mechanic, was still around to read thst one. I reckon he'd have gotten a real kick out of it!
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Haha!
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LostInTyme
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I was looking up the word, unabridged in an abridged dictionary. No luck.
Will glass coffins be successful? Remains to be seen.
Will glass coffins be successful? Remains to be seen.
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GHT
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That image will be a stoned vampire forevermore.Reminds me of this one ...
When Ford were trying to persuade Bob Hope to give a favourable comment about the Edsel, Hope came up with:
"It looks like it's sucking on a lemon."
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