Benny Holiday
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Thought for the day: if a drummer comes out of retirement, does that mean there'll be repercussions?
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Tiki Tom
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Where do you go if you are injured while playing peek-a-boo?
To the I.C.U.
To the I.C.U.
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Two female friends meet on the street.
"Hey, my sunshine, good to see you! But why you look so sad?
"Ah, two weeks ago, my boyfriend came for an R & R from the Airforce."
"But isn't that a thing to be happy??"
"Sure, but he brought me a present. But..."
"But what?"
"But it was a bunch of Chlamydia."
"Hey, my sunshine, good to see you! But why you look so sad?
"Ah, two weeks ago, my boyfriend came for an R & R from the Airforce."
"But isn't that a thing to be happy??"
"Sure, but he brought me a present. But..."
"But what?"
"But it was a bunch of Chlamydia."
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Buying Espresso machine??
Nah, I don't want a coffee, which is faster than me, in the morning!
Nah, I don't want a coffee, which is faster than me, in the morning!
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Honestly, I don't get this joke even if I imagine it expressed in German …
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My guess would be that Espresso is malapropism for Express, therefore the coffee is faster than the drinker. If I'm right, the humour is lost in translation.
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Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
When they come, they're wild and wet, but when they go, they take your house and car...
When they come, they're wild and wet, but when they go, they take your house and car...
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^^^^ That's me being forced to be in the office nowadays.
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^^^ That’s my kids when I tell them “pick a major that will eventually lead to your being able to support yourself.” (Poetry majors and Acting degrees, not so much.)
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I got tired of waiting for my ship to come in.........
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Tiki Tom
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If you see a crime being committed at an Apple Store, what are you?
An I-witness.
An I-witness.
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