MEN of the LOUNGE

Slim Portly · May 24, 2008

Numbers, numbers, meaningless numbers. I've dated women one inch taller than me (and I'm 5 feet 11 inches) and twelve inches shorter. From 15 years older than me to 25 years younger. Chocolate brown to alabaster white. Stick-thin to Rubenesque. Rich and poor, conservative and liberal. A Christian missionary and a Wiccan. School teachers, dancers, body builders, and even one dominatrix. The good heart, the quick mind, the inner peace, all are more important. We get hung up on such tiny, meaningless details. Go out there and love someone and be loved. Be exactly who and what you are. The only thing that's too short is life.

LocktownDog · May 24, 2008

Slim Portly said:
Numbers, numbers, meaningless numbers. I've dated women one inch taller than me (and I'm 5 feet 11 inches) and twelve inches shorter. From 15 years older than me to 25 years younger. Chocolate brown to alabaster white. Stick-thin to Rubenesque. Rich and poor, conservative and liberal. A Christian missionary and a Wiccan. School teachers, dancers, body builders, and even one dominatrix. The good heart, the quick mind, the inner peace, all are more important. We get hung up on such tiny, meaningless details. Go out there and love someone and be loved. Be exactly who and what you are. The only thing that's too short is life.

Jeez ... somebody gets around.

Richard

alexandra · May 24, 2008

metropd said:
Was he a friend?

He was a year younger but was a fellow drama nerd and so I got along well with him. I called him Clark because I couldn't remember his name for the first half-year I knew him and it became a nickname that followed him throughout high school even though his name was Cayle. He sang and danced which is always good in my books and dressed like a 1950's high school student.

My best friend in high school was madly in love with him for a while also. She followed him around in that annoying high school girl way and always made fun of her for it.

Oh high school! <3

Bubbly · May 24, 2008

Slim Portly said:
Numbers, numbers, meaningless numbers. I've dated women one inch taller than me (and I'm 5 feet 11 inches) and twelve inches shorter. From 15 years older than me to 25 years younger. Chocolate brown to alabaster white. Stick-thin to Rubenesque. Rich and poor, conservative and liberal. A Christian missionary and a Wiccan. School teachers, dancers, body builders, and even one dominatrix. The good heart, the quick mind, the inner peace, all are more important. We get hung up on such tiny, meaningless details. Go out there and love someone and be loved. Be exactly who and what you are. The only thing that's too short is life.

Slim, this is absolutely beautiful. I think I swooned.

Darhling · May 24, 2008

Slim Portly said:
Numbers, numbers, meaningless numbers. I've dated women one inch taller than me (and I'm 5 feet 11 inches) and twelve inches shorter. From 15 years older than me to 25 years younger. Chocolate brown to alabaster white. Stick-thin to Rubenesque. Rich and poor, conservative and liberal. A Christian missionary and a Wiccan. School teachers, dancers, body builders, and even one dominatrix. The good heart, the quick mind, the inner peace, all are more important. We get hung up on such tiny, meaningless details. Go out there and love someone and be loved. Be exactly who and what you are. The only thing that's too short is life.

See, this is why you're my crush.

MrNewportCustom · May 24, 2008

Slim Portly said:
Numbers, numbers, meaningless numbers. I've dated women one inch taller than me (and I'm 5 feet 11 inches) and twelve inches shorter. From 15 years older than me to 25 years younger. Chocolate brown to alabaster white. Stick-thin to Rubenesque. Rich and poor, conservative and liberal. A Christian missionary and a Wiccan. School teachers, dancers, body builders, and even one dominatrix. The good heart, the quick mind, the inner peace, all are more important. We get hung up on such tiny, meaningless details. Go out there and love someone and be loved. Be exactly who and what you are. The only thing that's too short is life.

Now I know where all the dames I've wanted to date have ended up. lol

Lee

Slim Portly · May 24, 2008

Good lord, I have been around, haven't I? I think it's time to hang up my spurs and join a monastary.

BegintheBeguine · May 24, 2008

Slim Portly said:
Numbers, numbers, meaningless numbers. I've dated women one inch taller than me (and I'm 5 feet 11 inches) and twelve inches shorter. From 15 years older than me to 25 years younger. Chocolate brown to alabaster white. Stick-thin to Rubenesque. Rich and poor, conservative and liberal. A Christian missionary and a Wiccan. School teachers, dancers, body builders, and even one dominatrix. The good heart, the quick mind, the inner peace, all are more important. We get hung up on such tiny, meaningless details. Go out there and love someone and be loved. Be exactly who and what you are. The only thing that's too short is life.

Blush, I thought this was my list (with one suffix change, that is). I got around, still get around, not dead yet, although I don't think I've ever been considered a racy gal, not that it matters much. There is some wise advice on this thread. Speaking of wise men, let's see more pictures of them.
Ashley

drjones · May 24, 2008

us guys too

TheKitschGoth said:
I'm 4'10" and have dated a few guys who were over 6'

I did end up with a neck ache a lot of the time lol

Being 5'7" I understand this VERY well!

DRJONES

Miss 1929 · May 24, 2008

Adorable.

metropd said:
Just thought I would play around with some of my photos.

Since I am old enough to be your mother, may I adopt you? You're so decorative!
Also, please post the full size of the one in your avatar, you look as though you're attending the Eton/ Harrow game...

MissS · May 25, 2008

GWD said:

Gosh, how handsome are you??

MissS · May 25, 2008

Slim Portly said:
Good lord, I have been around, haven't I? I think it's time to hang up my spurs and join a monastary.

Might be some last miles left in you yet.

MissS · May 25, 2008

LocktownDog said:
Another grainy photo ... on my way to work this morning. Had saved up for a new digital camera to replace the one my ex lost, but now I'm writing a check to her to help cover her bills. I'm either a sucker or a moron. Can't decide which.

Huh, how did I miss this one? Locktown, you look great in this picture! More please!

Slim Portly · May 25, 2008

MissS said:
Might be some last miles left in you yet.

I'm just sitting at the curb waiting for someone to kick the tires and take me for a spin around the block.

MissS · May 25, 2008

Slim Portly said:
I'm just sitting at the curb waiting for someone to kick the tires and take me for a spin around the block.

If I didn't have a room full of people waiting for me to enlighten them this morning, I'll jump on a plane and be there in a flash! (Well, 16 hours or so actually, but I'm worth the wait, aren't I?)

freebird · May 25, 2008

On my way to visit my Brother and a friend we used to work with, I decided to snap a pic before I left.
This is my brown Resistol that I obtained in a trade with my Brother out of.

rmrdaddy · May 25, 2008

Freebird,

fftopic:

I have to ask, can you do contacts?
I really think you'd be an even more suave looking dude with just the fedora and the eyepatch. No B.S.
And one order of contacts all in the same prescription for just the one peeper, they would last you a llooooonnnngggg time I reckcon.
We are brothers in wetshaving, so don't take it as a flame.

Just trying to help a brother out!

freebird · May 25, 2008

No problem! I appreciate the helpful hints. I asked the Dr about contacts, and was told that he would not prescribe them. Said that due to my having only the one eye left, that if I got an infection that it could spell trouble. I usually don't wear the patch around the house, only if I'm going somewhere and driving. May take one without the patch here in a bit just for a comparison.

Slim Portly · May 25, 2008

MissS said:
If I didn't have a room full of people waiting for me to enlighten them this morning, I'll jump on a plane and be there in a flash! (Well, 16 hours or so actually, but I'm worth the wait, aren't I?)

*sigh*

Another woman threatening me with a good time. Oh Lord, how long must I suffer?

rmrdaddy · May 25, 2008

freebird said:
No problem! I appreciate the helpful hints. I asked the Dr about contacts, and was told that he would not prescribe them. Said that due to my having only the one eye left, that if I got an infection that it could spell trouble. I usually don't wear the patch around the house, only if I'm going somewhere and driving. May take one without the patch here in a bit just for a comparison.

'bird,
Maybe a second opinon from another eye doc?

My wife had Lasik about a year ago, and it has been great for her, but again, with only one peeper in operation, I probably wouldn't muck about with it either.
Cool, glad you took my .02 as help rather than as an attack. They are only words on a screen, and as such often easy to take the wrong way.

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