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John in Covina said:
My neighbors are equally brilliant. A remark I had aimed at me a few days ago..
"Out takin' pictures eh?" as I walked by carrying my Nikon D40. [huh]
Randy
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The Dumbest Comment I Ever Heard
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My neighbors are equally brilliant. A remark I had aimed at me a few days ago..
"Out takin' pictures eh?" as I walked by carrying my Nikon D40. [huh]
Randy
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deanzat said:
Bravo! Way to go costume designer! :eusa_clap
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deanzat said:
I am sure the fellow was slapping himself on the back for weeks over that amazingly clever and oh so original comment.
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I've been waiting months to use this line...
A good natured business associate of mine arrived at the offices in a matching nylon workout set the other day.
I looked up and said "Who are you supposed to be, Richard Simmons?"
He snapped back "Nice hat, who are you supposed to, Inspector Gadget?"
To which I responded with "Go go gadget, idiot remover!"
His son nearly fell off his chair!lol
A good natured business associate of mine arrived at the offices in a matching nylon workout set the other day.
I looked up and said "Who are you supposed to be, Richard Simmons?"
He snapped back "Nice hat, who are you supposed to, Inspector Gadget?"
To which I responded with "Go go gadget, idiot remover!"
His son nearly fell off his chair!lol
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Mickey D said:Are you sure it's the hat and coat? Do you have a glass eye?
Definitely not. I also comb my hair and look reasonably neat.
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funneman said:
Hahahhahahahah! You stole one of my lines but you certainly used it well.
I remember one of the gadgets that Daffy Duck installed in Elmer Fudd's house was a salesman ejector. It grabbed the guy by the neck and kept kicking him with a big boot.
It is at 5:30 to 6:00 in this clip:
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We need to find the source of this gadget to use on people who make dumb comments.
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In the produce section, a woman asked me if I was European.
"No, I'm an American."
"Oh. I read an article that..."
At that point, I guess, she decided if I wasn't European she didn't want to talk to me anymore, so she just stopped. So now I don't know if the article stated European men wear fedoras, shirts w/collars, pleated/creased pants or eat brocolli.
Not mean spirited or anything, but it struck me as being kind'a dumb.
"No, I'm an American."
"Oh. I read an article that..."
At that point, I guess, she decided if I wasn't European she didn't want to talk to me anymore, so she just stopped. So now I don't know if the article stated European men wear fedoras, shirts w/collars, pleated/creased pants or eat brocolli.
Not mean spirited or anything, but it struck me as being kind'a dumb.
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4and1 said:
I can tell you that we do all of this, but I'm also interested in what the article says ;p
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NeilA said:Oh you europeans...
Yes? So what? :whip:
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avedwards said:
I got this idea from another forum. If someone asks if you are gay, you could say "No. Why do you ask; are you looking for a date?" However, you may get a punch.
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QMcK said:
Around here, it's likely that the asker IS looking for a date. :eusa_doh:
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*****QMcK said:
Probably not if you believe the phenomenone called Gaydar - gay radar.
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QMcK said:
That's a good one. I'll have to remember that. :eusa_clap :eusa_clap :eusa_clap
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theinterchange said:
I suggest you answer no then. Then use the old "not that there is anything wrong with that" phrase. lol lol lol
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NeilA said:Eaten your brocolli and everything... lol
lol lol lol
I was in an antique store/mall looking around and asked the owner if they had any fedoras that he knew of.
He said "No, most people buy them to decorate with," and I said "so do I, I use them to decorate my head!"
Not really the dumbest comment, but fast come-back I guess...
He said "No, most people buy them to decorate with," and I said "so do I, I use them to decorate my head!"
Not really the dumbest comment, but fast come-back I guess...
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