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“On the Vanity of Earthly Greatness”
The tusks which clashed in mighty brawls
Of mastodons, are billiard balls.
The sword of Charlemagne the Just...
Sic Transit Gloria Mundi
Long before car alarms became common, my parents owned a Pinto (they also owned a Vega, so they had the maximum exposure to automotive...
Yesterday, while out for a walk, as I was crossing a side street, a car came along, and signalled for a left turn. Apparently upset by my presence...
Since a new car is not pre-owned, that means that it has no owner, and should be free for the taking.
So, at the end of the day, when all is said and done, we are reticent to criticize the speech of others, irregardless of grammar.
People don’t die any more, they don’t even pass on, they now just say that they passed (passed what, a kidney stone, flatulence?), or worse, they...
The Third Man, which made Zither music, and Anton Karas biefly famous.
We should have a classless society, commuters of the world, unite!
What do you mean too soon, there are only 107 shopping days until Christmas!
You cant tell if they’re crazy or just talking on Bluetooth, although the two are not mutually exclusive.
Two observations for Labor Day:
Six hot dogs and eight rolls, you would have to buy 24 to make it come out even.
The supermarket started selling...
Similarly, many people prefer the flavor of imitation maple syrup to the real thing.
I use a flip phone. What’s an app?
You are getting old when you celebrate your youngest uncle’s 90th birthday.
People who think they know everything are very annoying to those of us who actually do.
My profession is that of Engineer in the field of RF, it is a job, but I don’t consider it to be work. I ask myself, what would happen if I...
It seems to apply to people as well these days.
Store bought sentimentality is the cheapest form of love. Try being a caregiver for a disabled adult, that will say more than 1000 cards.
Whatever happened to “e pluribus unum”?
It might never have been reality, but at least it was a good ideal.