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    FS Bailey of Hollywood, Winters Fedora

    Here is a nice Bailey winters Fedora in black. Nice, soft wool felt, worn a couple of times. I've switched to newsboy caps and no longer wear these type of hats. Size is medium, but is a bit large, so it will probably fit a 7 1/4". Paid $100, offered for $60 here plus shipping. Everything...
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    I read that by law you must turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden, but how am I supposed to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
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    Raking Autumn's Produce

    He's probably paying for law school.
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    Things You can't Do Anymore

    Start near the end, as is our fate.
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    Things You can't Do Anymore

    Pickleball Abandoned Well, last week I attempted to play pickleball once again since giving it up when the pandemic began. About 10 minutes in, I began to wonder about my decision. Aches and pains prevailed everywhere. My 76 year old body was protesting to my 26 year old mind. After a week...
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    Raking Autumn's Produce

    (Originally written in 2015) I confess, I really don’t rake much anymore, in the truest sense of the word. I have a backpack blower that I use to gather up the “countless” leaf clutter each year into large piles. Then I do actually rake them onto canvass tarpaulins, approximately 16’ by 12’...
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    I went to the liquor store and bought a bottle of Jack Daniels. I then tied it to my bike carrier. After I thought about it, I decided that if I fell off the bike the JD would probably break. So, I drank the bottle of JD. It's a good thing I did that, because I fell off the bike seven...
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    You know you are getting old when:

    A Boston Cooler. Anyone ever heard of it?
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    An orthopedic surgeon who specializes in joint replacement goes into a medical supply store and orders some prosthetics. He gets several knees and hips, a few shoulders and a couple of ankles. As the surgeon is getting ready to leave with the replacement joints the medical supply clerk asks...
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    A group of baboons is called a congress. It all makes sense now.
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    How many trees does it take to make a forest? I know it takes two trees to hang a hammock, and when that is done, I don't care about the rest of the question, 'cause now I can rest, and stop thinking about stupid crap.
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    A man is talking to God. “God, how long is a million years?” God answers, “To me, it’s about a minute.” “God, how much is a million dollars?” “To me, it’s a penny.” “God, may I have a penny?” “Wait a minute.”
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    End of Manual-Transmission Era - Honda Accord

    My last manual transmission car was a 2004 Mini Cooper S. It had a six speed and was great fun to drive. The turbo charger made it even better and more fun. Alas, those days are behind us as arthritis prevented us from entering and exiting the car. Traded away for a Mazda CX-5 which is much...
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    We'll be turning our clocks back soon. Gaining an extra hour in 2022 is like getting an extra track on a Yoko Ono album.
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    I never had restless leg syndrome, but I did watch wrestle-mania once.
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    ON DRUGS............. Do the manufacturers and marketing people think that by adding a Q to the name it will make us more likely to purchase it? And, how the hell are we supposed to know that we are allegeric to the drug before we take it? And, why are the side effects always what the drug is...
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    When I grow up I'm going to be a.....................

    I believe, because of my early employment in fast food, I at one time wanted to become a chef. An opportunity came along for a job in construction, and I took it. Fifty years later, I retired and took some gourmet cooking classes. Now I combine the skills I learned in construction in...
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    Who remembers the swine flu?
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    BEWARE THE HAND! (of a 1 year old birthday girl)

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