That problem was "taken care of"
I'm expecting a lot of flowers in the garden this year. Soil's been treated with about 250 lbs. of fertilizer and the ashes of two cloth hats.
You can only push a man so far and then whatever happens is on you.
A lesson the boy learned late, but...
I was reading my Sunday Boston Globe when I saw a quote from Dakota Johnson, who is in the upcoming movie "Fifty Shades of Grey."
"I think its unsexy when a man chews with his mouth open or when a man is rude or wears fedoras."
Well, there is once soft-core porn movie I will not be watching...
The "hedge born" at Salmagundi have done restorations of a number of my hats.
It has the best inventory in town (if you like the new stuff), the only folks who work on vintage hats and its a fun experience to go. I mean, Jess keeps booze behind the counter; what more could you want?
Also...
Hey, its a reporter we are talking about.
If reporters were all that bright someone would be writing about them rather than them writing about everyone else...
So, this is how things have played out.
My wife tells me she wants to do a sit-down with me and her son to keep peace in the family.
I’m all in favor of this. I grew up in Brooklyn and Grandma was Sicilian, so I know if I do the sit down then I can whack the guy after without having to worry...
Another update:
After returning home from the police station I had a frank and honest discussion with my wife, during which we exchanged views on a wide range of subjects.
In part, she expressed a general concern about her child's physical and emotional well being, given his sensitive...
I wanted to keep you guys updated.
It’s been a very trying 24 hours.
My wife and I have a system. One night she gets to watch what she wants on our TV and the next night I choose.
Wednesday night was my night and I decided to watch the Maltese Falcon.
About 10 minutes in, the...
Back when I was a cop, we used to say there three types of homicides:
Criminal;
Justifiable;
And Praise Worthy.
By the way, if someone reading this is a Massachusetts State Trooper, we are just joking around.
Unless you are a Trooper who owns a wood chipper, in which case I could...
Neighbors are elderly and as deaf as posts.
Two glasses of wine and the wife would sleep through artillery.
I feel a plan coming together here...
Even if I take the fall for this; as long as their is one juror with a adult child living in their basement or with a Stetson in the closet, I'll...
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