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Scientist (talking to God): We have made great strides in science so that we now rival the power of even God. We have created androids, artificial intelligence, and have figured out how to grow meat in labs. We can now create life, just like you!

"Well," says God, "let's put it to the test." God reaches down, forms a ball of clay into a man, and recreates Adam. "

The scientist reaches down and grabs a ball of clay, and God puts his hand out, "Nope, make your own clay."
 
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My wife and I laughed and laughed over this one. There hasn’t been a Hufford dog without at least three nicknames.

Our oldest Poodle was named Isleta. Then became Izzy, then Busy Izzy, then Bizzah, then Izzah Da Bizzah Da Boom De Boom, then just Boomie. There may be more I’m not remembering just now.
 
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