After careful consideration, i'm beginning my search for that 23 yr oldAfter being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife and said:
"Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV.
But hey, I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.
Now... I have a $750,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed, and a large-screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 73-year-old woman.
So I said to my wife:
"It seems you're not holding up your side of things."
My wife being a very reasonable woman told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house,
driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.