Clean Jokes

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Turnip]

 

[Trenchfriend]

The 90s in a nutshell...

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Turnip]

 

[Turnip]

 

[Frunobulax]

My mother-in-law started reading "The Exorcist" last week.

She said it was the most evil book she's ever read. In fact, she couldn't finish it, and instead took it down to the bridge and chucked it in the river.

So, I bought another copy, ran it under the faucet, and put it in her nightstand.

I'm going to Hell.

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Turnip]

 

[Trenchfriend]

@Turnip

Sorry, can't see it. Maybe my old Firefox on my Xubuntu 16.04 LTS.

 

[Turnip]

 

[Trenchfriend]

@Turnip
I found another way to make it visible, so now it works.

 

[Trenchfriend]

Teacher:
"What happened, after the Hebrews marched throught the Red Sea?"

One:
"They dried themselves up."

 

[Frunobulax]

So...the mail came.

I got what looks to be an invitation to the Unabomber's funeral.

I'm afraid to open it.

 

[02 nighttrain]

i need one of these

 

[Frunobulax]

i need one of these

View attachment 524958

My fingers wouldn't work on that, but I like it!

 

[02 nighttrain]