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Yesterday I was thinking about how dumb I was to have left all my hats in Mexico. I still haven't mastered what to do with a hat on a plane, so I left them in Chihuahua.
Then just this morning I was prowling around in my closet and found a hat sitting there that I had forgotten I own. I bought it a year or so ago from Colonel Littleton and never wore it! On my head it went as I went to Publix to do some shopping. As you may have heard, Florida is an interesting climatological zone this week. So much rain....
Well, it is raining this morning (no surprise). I got to Publix, waited for a lessening of the inundation and ran towards the store. The wind caught my newly-found hat and sent it doing cartwheels through the parking lot puddles. Picture an almost sixty year old running through the parking lot in the rain chasing a runaway hat. You are right, it was ugly.
The hat was soaked. I was soaked. All the cart guys were safely huddled under the overhang laughing at the hat's misfortune. My question is this, how do all those cowboys in the movies gallop along at breakneck pace, shooting the bad guys and never lose their hats. I lost mine in one minute at no breakneck pace.
"It's ruined," I said to myself....What would the guys on The Fedora Lounge do in a situation like this? At least they would know what to do....
Me, I got home and took out the hairdryer. I stood there for half an hour drying and drying. Finally after $100 worth of electricity, the hat was kind of, sort of dry. Maybe you aren't supposed to use a hairdryer on a hat---I did. So here is the result....
Is there a book entitled "Hat Care for Dummies?" I sure need it! Next time it rains I am going to wear my Tampa Bay Bucs baseball cap!
Then just this morning I was prowling around in my closet and found a hat sitting there that I had forgotten I own. I bought it a year or so ago from Colonel Littleton and never wore it! On my head it went as I went to Publix to do some shopping. As you may have heard, Florida is an interesting climatological zone this week. So much rain....
Well, it is raining this morning (no surprise). I got to Publix, waited for a lessening of the inundation and ran towards the store. The wind caught my newly-found hat and sent it doing cartwheels through the parking lot puddles. Picture an almost sixty year old running through the parking lot in the rain chasing a runaway hat. You are right, it was ugly.
The hat was soaked. I was soaked. All the cart guys were safely huddled under the overhang laughing at the hat's misfortune. My question is this, how do all those cowboys in the movies gallop along at breakneck pace, shooting the bad guys and never lose their hats. I lost mine in one minute at no breakneck pace.
"It's ruined," I said to myself....What would the guys on The Fedora Lounge do in a situation like this? At least they would know what to do....
Me, I got home and took out the hairdryer. I stood there for half an hour drying and drying. Finally after $100 worth of electricity, the hat was kind of, sort of dry. Maybe you aren't supposed to use a hairdryer on a hat---I did. So here is the result....
Is there a book entitled "Hat Care for Dummies?" I sure need it! Next time it rains I am going to wear my Tampa Bay Bucs baseball cap!


