VINTAGE Holiday songs that ALWAYS bring a smile to your face...

[Zemke Fan]

Santa Baby (Eartha Kitt original):

Santa Baby, slip a sable under the tree, For me.
been an awful good girl, Santa baby,
so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa baby, a 54 convertible too,
Light blue.
I'll wait up for you dear,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Think of all the fun I've missed,
Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed,
Next year I could be just as good,
If you'll check off my Christmas list,

Santa baby, I wanna yacht,
And really that's not a lot,
Been an angel all year,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa honey, there's one thing I really do need,
The deed
To a platinum mine,
Santa honey, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa cutie, and fill my stocking with a duplex,
And checks.
Sign your 'X' on the line,
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight.

Come and trim my Christmas tree,
With some decorations bought at Tiffany's,
I really do believe in you,
Let's see if you believe in me,

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing,
A ring.
I don't mean on the phone,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight,
Hurry down the chimney tonight,
Hurry, tonight.

 

[dhermann1]

Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer!
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7024522071421081117#

 

[Zemke Fan]

DH - I wondered how long it would take for THAT ONE to rear its ugly little head!

Edited the thread title accordingly!

 

[dhermann1]

OK, I'll get (slightly) serious.
"Silver Bells, Silver Bells, It's Christmas time in the City".
"Chestnuts Roasting by an Open Fire" ("The Christrmas Song")
Who doesn't try to do their own Bing Crosby imitation and sing along to "White Christmas"?
"Sleighride"
"Jungle Bell Rock"
"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"
Oh, gosh, so many others.

 

[V.C. Brunswick]

Stan Freberg -- Nuttin' For Christmas
featuring Daws Butler
accompanied by Billy May and his Orchestra

[video=youtube;Br-__2KMd7U]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Br-__2KMd7U[/video]

I broke my bat on Johnny's head
Somebody snitched on me
I hid a frog in sister's bed
Somebody snitched on me
I spilled some ink on mommy's rug
I made Tommy eat a bug
Bought some gum with a penny slug
Somebody snitched on me

(chorus)
So, I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and daddy are mad
I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas
Cause I ain't been nothing but bad

I put a tack on teacher's chair
Somebody snitched on me
I tied a knot in Suzy's hair
Somebody snitched on me
I did a dance on mommy's plants
Climbed a tree and tore my pants
Filled the sugar bowl with ants
Somebody snitched on me

I won't be seeing Santa Claus
Somebody snitched on me
He won't come visit me because
Somebody snitched on me
Next year I'll be going straight
Next year I'll be good, just wait!
I'd start now but it's too late
Somebody snitched on me

 

[dhermann1]

Sticking with the silly songs trend of this thread, how about "All I want for Christmas is my Two Front Teeth"?