Your favorite movie quotes

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  1. Bushman

    Bushman My Mail is Forwarded Here

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    South Park has a wealth of great quotes, both safe and NSFW.

    A favorite that comes up around every four years is "I learned that I'd better get used to having to pick between a douche and a turd sandwich because it's usually the choice I'll have."
     
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  2. MisterCairo

    MisterCairo I'll Lock Up

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    COP: Was there anything of value in the car that was stolen?

    Jeff Lebowski: Um, a brief case.

    Cop: Was there anything of value in the briefcase.

    LEBOWSKI: Um, papers, just my papers.

    Cop: What kind of papers?

    Lebowski: Business papers.

    Cop: What kind of business are you in Mr. Lebowski?

    Lebowski: I'm unemployed...
     
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  3. "But you have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that... but you have no right to judge me. It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror. Horror has a face... and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies..."

    ...Kurtz, Apocalypse Now
     
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  4. "I'm the bad guy? How'd that happen? I did everything that they told me to. Did you know that I build missiles? I helped to defend America! You should be rewarded for that, but instead they gave it to the plastic surgeon!"

    ...Bill "D-Fens" Foster, Falling Down
     
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  5. MisterCairo

    MisterCairo I'll Lock Up

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    "Right you f#cker, I'm going to do the washing up"!

    Withnail, Withnail and I.
     
  6. jdbenson

    jdbenson One of the Regulars

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    Bugs Bunny: "And don't think it hasn't been a little slice of heaven... 'cause it hasn't."
     
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  7. jamesjordan5224

    jamesjordan5224 New in Town

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  8. scottyrocks

    scottyrocks I'll Lock Up

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    'You're about as romantic as a pair of handcuffs.'

    Debby Marsh (Gloria Grahame) to Dave Bannion (Glenn Ford) in The Big Heat (1953).
     
  9. Fading Fast

    Fading Fast

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    Grahame is really, really good in that role.
     
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  10. 1967Cougar390

    1967Cougar390 Practically Family

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    Fast Times at Ridgemont High
    Sean Penn as Spicoli after he wrecks the Trans Am:

    Jefferson's Brother: My brother's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill you and he's gonna kill me, he's gonna kill us!
    Spicoli: Hey man, just be glad I had fast reflexes!
    Jefferson's Brother: My brother's gonna shit!
    Spicoli: Make up your mind, dude, is he gonna shit or is he gonna kill us?
    Jefferson's Brother: First he's gonna shit, then he's gonna kill us!
    Spicoli: Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.




    Steven
     
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  11. scottyrocks

    scottyrocks I'll Lock Up

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    Her walking/dancing out from behind the bar is an almost constant loop playing on the screen in my head.
     
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  12. Fading Fast

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    You mean like this:
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  13. Woodtroll

    Woodtroll Practically Family

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    That was a hilarious scene. Maybe not the best scene of the movie ;), but that was a funny one. In fact, most of Spicoli's scenes were pretty darn funny. I can't help but think of a young Joe Walsh (from the Eagles) and some of his shenanigans when I'm watching Spicoli.
     
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  14. 1967Cougar390

    1967Cougar390 Practically Family

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    I know what you mean. I’ve never been a fan of Sean Penn overall but, he nailed the part of Spicoli. I laugh so much watching that movie.

    Steven
     
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    scottyrocks I'll Lock Up

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  16. MisterCairo

    MisterCairo I'll Lock Up

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    "Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man".

    The Dude in The Big Lebowski.
     
  17. Turnip

    Turnip One Too Many

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    Get Off My Lawn

    Clint Eastwood, Gran Torino
     
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  18. Y'know, I recorded The Big Heat on our DVR way back in May purely because so many Loungers have commented on it, and I still haven't watched it. I think I need to correct that some time soon.
     
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  19. Turnip

    Turnip One Too Many

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    My wife and I were the happiest people in the world for 20 years, then we met in Offenbach.

    -Heinz Becker-
     
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