You know you are getting old when:

[Tiki Tom]

I have a friend who is a professor at a well known university. One day he is walking across campus and sees a very attractive undergrad. She catches his eye and comes towards him.
He is thinking “I’m so busted. She saw me checking her out. I’m gonna catch hell.”
What she says is: “Doctor so-and-so, you probably don’t recognize me, but you used to live next door to my family. when I was a little kid, you and your wife would babysit me all the time.”
ouch!

 

[Edward]

I have a friend who is a professor at a well known university. One day he is walking across campus and sees a very attractive undergrad. She catches his eye and comes towards him.
He is thinking “I’m so busted. She saw me checking her out. I’m gonna catch hell.”
What she says is: “Doctor so-and-so, you probably don’t recognize me, but you used to live next door to my family. when I was a little kid, you and your wife would babysit me all the time.”
ouch!

There's something that truly horrifies me about the notion I could, were I so inclined, legally sleep with someone just over a third of my age.

 

[GHT]

You know you are old when you write a note to yourself reminding you not to take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

 

[Tiki Tom]

When everyone seems to have those Monday-thru-Sunday-breakfast-lunch-dinner plastic pill organizer thingies.

 

[FOXTROT LAMONT]

When everyone seems to have those Monday-thru-Sunday-breakfast-lunch-dinner plastic pill organizer thingies.

I've two. Great pill popper organizer if I might say.