The Fedora Lounge
*You're operating a machine, not an appliance.
*Cars, like people, will take their own damn time getting started in the morning.
*There's a reason why "car coats" were popular.
*No matter where you go, you'll run into someone who used to own a car just like yours, except it was a different year, model, and make.
*"Suicide doors" are aptly named.
*Only an idiot drives around without a fire extinguisher in the trunk.
*That scene about changing tires in "A Christmas Story" is not an exaggeration.
*Drippings on the garage floor are just a fact of life.
*Hot-wiring is just as easy as it looks in the movies.
*"Zerk" is not a funny word.
*You aren't in as big a hurry as you think you are.