Recent content by ChrisB

Polio: https://www.forbes.com/sites/roberthart/2022/09/14/polio-outbreak-in-new-york-puts-us-on-list-of-countries-where-virus-circulates-cdc-says/?sh=4b9e71294629

Preiß (My father’s family has origins near Cuxhaven, so I resemble that remark)

Always look on the bright side of life, by Eric Idle:

If there is such a thing as artificial intelligence, then there must also be artificial stupidity.

They have put out Halloween stuff in the supermarket.

The problem is that many people who can read, don’t.

William Sydney Porter is turning in his grave.

Contender for the Darwin award.

Only 200 days until Christmas! https://www.christmascountdownlive.com/

No need for getting used to damp earth as I will be cremated: ”Some folks I know are always worried That when they die they will be buried, And some I know are quite elated Because they’re going to be cremated” - Samuel Hoffenstein

less carrot, more stick:

Regensburger - umso besser!

When you are 5 years old, 1 year is 20% of your life. At age 50 it is only 2%. So like a roll of toilet paper, it goes faster toward the end

Licorice is known to be a laxative, which could account for short term weight loss.