Recent content by Slim Portly

My left sleeve, about 75% finished.

I'm not sure who wore it better.

I think I may finally have this thing just how I want it!

Indeed. Luckily they are nice and skinny, though. I had a slight miscommunication with my (then) housemate regarding how much time I would need in the morning to get ready, and therefore I had to skip the hands and legs. The neck-up makeup could have been better as well, but I am no professional...

You're not clowning around with me, are you? On my profile page I only see one PM, although I know that my box used to be full back when I was active here. Maybe there's a glitch in the matrix. Anyhoo.. potential questions answered: The mask was foam latex, very lightweight and allowed a...

Our hero: Dashing three-quarter profile: Shorn: With makeup on pate: Facial prosthetic and false teeth: Makeup done and hair attached: Costume complete: All you kids, get off of my lawn!

She's a beauty.

Thank you, madam. You look as ravishing as ever, and it's so good to see the young'uns looking so happy and healthy. Ok, I guess the Mr. looks good, too. ;)

Greetings guys, gals, and ghouls. This was me at the office on Monday. Sadly there are no children to frighten where I live so I'm forced to scare my co-workers instead. The only part of the costume that I didn't make myself was the latex forehead and nose. All else is courtesy of the fabric...

Edited: Sorry ladies, wrong thread!

It's a complete non-issue for me. I've only had the pleasure of the company of a few women who were taller than I, but a pleasure it was.

Greetings, friends. In the spirit of the George Romero canon, I was a former office worker who hadn't quite figured out that his services were no longer required. I dressed head to toe in clothes and props from the Salvation Army store, including suit and tie, white bucks, a ripped open...

You mean like panet Earth? lol This isn't the place for politics, friend. Find yourself a nice gun-bashing forum and give everyone there a big hug from me.

I should add that with the 100 Push Ups program (along with the dumb bell exercises), not only have I greatly improved my endurance, I have also added one inch to the circumference of each upper arm in just six weeks, going from 13 ¼ inches to 14 ¼ inches each.

I am currently using the program at 100 Push Ups. The point of it is to get you to be able to eventually do a set of one hundred good-form push ups, regardless of your starting point. The idea is to do five to nine sets of small numbers three times a week, gradually adding to each set, until you...