Sweet Leilani said:For those of you in Michigan, you all probably know the Woodward Dream Cruise (the world's largest "cruise" with over 40,000 cars) is next weekend, right?
www.woodwarddreamcruise.com
I'm speechless. Talk about dying and going to heavan.
Lincsong said:In High School we had an open campus. Well, at lunch we would go cruising for 30 minutes, a bunch of guys cat calling and blasting James Browns' Living in America.lol So anyway this friend of mine had this four door Dodge Dart. And he would go out at lunch and everytime he would make a u-turn near the school this guy from school would run out of his house and throw eggs at the Dart. So I recommended that we get this psycho we know to go in the trunk of the car with eggs, water balloons filled with milk etc. then when he goes by Mike's house have Boris jump out.
So Boris gets all dressed up in camoflauge t-shirt, pants and a green bandana and hops in the back of the trunk. So, Tony drives slowly past Mike's house and sure enough Mike comes out with some eggs. Tony stops the car, Boris throws open the trunk lid and gives this blood thirsty primal scream. Mike turned whiter than his hair! Boris starts throwing the eggs and water balloons. Mike doesn't know what to do. Boris climbs out of the trunk puts Mike in a head log and gives him an egg shampoo, turns him around and kicks him in the glutus maximus.lol lol lol lol lol Mike never threw eggs at the Dart again.
Lincsong said:40,000 cars?
jamespowers said:That was hilarious. You really had to be there to appreciate the hilarity of the situation.
Linc does a mean James Brown imitation.
Regards,
J
