Woland
One of the Regulars
- Messages
- 223
- Location
- Oslo, Norway
Took the children for a nice Sunday walk in the park.
As I watched them play, I found that a contemplative cigarette might make life even better and retired to a small grove nearby.
As I was enjoying my vice I suddenly heard & felt a splat...
On my brand new sixpence...
Birdshit, no less...
I know that "guano" contains a high level of ammonia.
I stormed to the nearest public lavatory and rinsed with lukewarm water.
How do effectivly I clean the garment defiled?
Advice would be most welcome.
As I watched them play, I found that a contemplative cigarette might make life even better and retired to a small grove nearby.
As I was enjoying my vice I suddenly heard & felt a splat...
On my brand new sixpence...
Birdshit, no less...
I know that "guano" contains a high level of ammonia.
I stormed to the nearest public lavatory and rinsed with lukewarm water.
How do effectivly I clean the garment defiled?
Advice would be most welcome.
