Outbid? Don't Get Mad!
...I want you to know...that I try. When Jean and the kids at the school tell me that I'm supposed to control my violent temper, and be passive and nonviolent like they are, I try. I really try. Though when I see a vintage hat... that I love... of such a beautiful design... so degraded... sprawled out and sniped by a big unappreciative eBay ape... a hat so special to me that I call it "God's little gift of beaver felt"... and then I think of the number of years that it's going to have to sit rotting in a stinkin' hatbox in an attic probably in Keokuk... the savagery of this idiotic moment as the auction ends... I just go BERSERK!
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Go ahead and hate a neighbor, go ahead and snipe a friend
Do it in the name of millinery, you can justify it in the end
There won't be any trumpets blowin' come the judgment day
On the ****** morning after, one eBay sniper rides away...
Ten-Q. Ten-Q very much.
...I want you to know...that I try. When Jean and the kids at the school tell me that I'm supposed to control my violent temper, and be passive and nonviolent like they are, I try. I really try. Though when I see a vintage hat... that I love... of such a beautiful design... so degraded... sprawled out and sniped by a big unappreciative eBay ape... a hat so special to me that I call it "God's little gift of beaver felt"... and then I think of the number of years that it's going to have to sit rotting in a stinkin' hatbox in an attic probably in Keokuk... the savagery of this idiotic moment as the auction ends... I just go BERSERK!
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Go ahead and hate a neighbor, go ahead and snipe a friend
Do it in the name of millinery, you can justify it in the end
There won't be any trumpets blowin' come the judgment day
On the ****** morning after, one eBay sniper rides away...
Ten-Q. Ten-Q very much.
