QM 2006 Tax Help

[Senator Jack]

When I was at the QM, did I talk about computers to anyone? Think hard.

 

[Mr. 'H']

Keep your receipts....

 

[jamespowers]

When I was at the QM, did I talk about computers to anyone? Think hard.

I think you mentioned something about not overcharging anyone for your services. Does that count?

Regards,

J

 

[Senator Jack]

Will you swear to that in a court of law, JP? I think we should have an FL tax write-off support group here.

 

[MrBern]

Well, I'm writing off mine. Plenty of publishing talk.
And I'd be happy to visit your cell.

 

[Senator Jack]

You joke, Bern, but I may need you to get me cigarettes.

 

[MrBern]

Well its tricky
You were published in CS, so its definitely a biz trip for you since the dinner was a big unveiling of the magazine.
But then that depends on how much income you've made in publishing.
Then again as a freeelancer in general, youre always supposed to be culling more business contacts.

Hmmm, what would Martha do....

 

[scotrace]

YES. Jack, you and I specifically talked about computers. It was a "so what do you do?" kind of thing. You at first said "millionaire playboy," and I pressed for the real information.

And I will testify.

 

[jamespowers]

Will you swear to that in a court of law, JP? I think we should have an FL tax write-off support group here.

Works for me. I have probably said worse in a courtroom.

Regards,

J

 

[jamespowers]

YES. Jack, you and I specifically talked about computers. It was a "so what do you do?" kind of thing. You at first said "millionaire playboy," and I pressed for the real information.

And I will testify.

"millionaire playboy?!" Where do you go to apply for that job? I am game.

Regards,

J

 

[Senator Jack]

If I could get either half of that career going, I'd be happy.

 

[jamespowers]

If I could get either half of that career going, I'd be happy.

You look like you got the last half down pat in that avatar.

Regards,

J

 

[Mike in Seattle]

"millionaire playboy?!" Where do you go to apply for that job? I am game.

Regards,

J

I believe the first step is you have to have a million dollars...

 

[maintcoder]

We also discussed work, Jack... the technical consulting space and how to survive and hopefully thrive within it.

 

[jamespowers]

I believe the first step is you have to have a million dollars...

A mere bag of shells, a mere bag of shells.
Actually it takes over 3 million to be a millionaire now.
Still a mere bag of shells.

 

[Roger]

A mere bag of shells, a mere bag of shells.
Actually it takes over 3 million to be a millionaire now.
Still a mere bag of shells.

It also helps to be attractive to women, then have a bag, the have a pot.

 

[MrBern]

JAck, you should really just start your own religion, then taxes wont matter.

 

[jamespowers]

JAck, you should really just start your own religion, then taxes wont matter.

I just won't drink the cool aide at your next party.

Regards,

J

 

[Senator Jack]

I did start my own religion. It's 99% Catholicism, 99% Judaism, and 100% Voodoo.

 

[jamespowers]

I did start my own religion. It's 99% Catholicism, 99% Judaism, and 100% Voodoo.

What's it called---Catholijuvoo?