And in the Daily News... "I certainly had my clothes on when I got into the car." What is this, "College Humor" magazine? Just be sure you have your clothes on when you get into the car and you'll be fine. So not only do they steal bikes, they strip them, reassemble them, and repaint them, and then resell them for $3 to $5 per unit. And there's at least five guys in the racket that have to get paid, plus a percentage to the kids who run the parking lots. THIS REALLY DOESN'T ADD UP. "Cake Eater" was derisive slang for a young man who sits around a young lady's house all day mooching cake and generally acting as a nonproductive boil on the flank of society. Sort of like -- ah -- young Beezie here. You didn't know that Thor was actually heir to the throne of the Lost City of Atlantis, and he has returned with a legion of mighty mermen in tow! Kayo advances to full membership in the Junior Troll Division. Guess Who's Coming To Dinner! And I suspect they have a bone or two to pick with old Chops too. Hey Jack -- or should I say "draft number 158...." Men can gold-dig too. Annnnnnnd the plot thins.