Fedoras of the Future!!

[HatSoup]

What new applications will future technologies will offer the fedora of the FUTURE!!
Here is what I envision, tell me what you believe the future holds.

-Through utilization of nanotechnology, fedoras will never blow off your head, new materials will deflect wind arround the hat.

-Don't like the crown on your hat? No problem, future fedoras will automatically conform to the style of your choice. Through the miracle of nano-fibers, You can change the color as well.

-Tired of custom hatters nickel and diming you? No worries in the future, they will close shop, as the fedora of the future will automatically conform to fit your noggin perfectly.

-Genetic engineering of straw will make panama hats ultra resilient! and nano-technologies will allow ultra mega micro-fino grades of montecristi hats.

-Spend far less time shopping for that perfect hat on the future internet. Special algorithms will allow the perfect hat to find you.

-Special materials will enable hats to inject drugs into your skull via osmosis, these drugs will keep you happy throughout the day.

 

[Caity Lynn]

swell- except for the happy drugs, no thanx, I'll take blue spells lol

 

[Sefton]

The fedora of the future will have a very tall crown but very little brim. Lots of reverse taper.

 

[Diamondback]

swell- except for the happy drugs, no thanx, I'll take blue spells lol

Ditto--especially since there are some times when doing my job requires you to be a bit hacked-off to be effective at it...

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[HatSoup]

These hats look kind of futuristic:

 

[Mahagonny Bill]

The fedora of the future will have a very tall crown but very little brim. Lots of reverse taper.

:eusa_clap :eusa_clap Bravo :eusa_clap :eusa_clap

Truly, the shape of things to come lol

 

[Marc Chevalier]

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Fedoras have no future.





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[daizawaguy]

A waterproof Panama...?

Crushable beaver...?

Thinking about that...I want NO PROGRESS...better to have a step backwards...lol

 

[Marc Chevalier]

Thinking about that...I want NO PROGRESS...better to have a step backwards...lol

Exactly my point. Fedoras have no future.


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[ScionPI2005]

I want my fedora to wash windows...