Funny, odd, or the most absurd ads you have ever seen....

[HoosierDaddy]

Hmmmmmm..... Deep fried squirrel. What do you serve that with?!

'Grits'..I'd betcha ...

 

[jamespowers]

'Grits'..I'd betcha ...

and corn squeezin's....

 

[HoosierDaddy]

and corn squeezin's....

Ain't that called 'pone'..cuzin..?[huh]

 

[jamespowers]

Ain't that called 'pone'..cuzin..?[huh]

Well pone is good to but you get a powerful thirst for squeezins too.

• 12 cobs sweet corn
• 4 cups corn syrup
• 2 oranges, juice only
• 1 teabag
• 1/2 teaspoon yeast energizer
• 1 campden tablet
• 1 package wine yeast
• 1 gallon water

 

[Connery]

.....lollollol

 

[jamespowers]

.....lollollol

I can't see working that into conversation today---especially at the beginning.:eeek:
The pills look like something I load my bb gun with.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Well pone is good to but you get a powerful thirst for squeezins too.

• 12 cobs sweet corn
• 4 cups corn syrup
• 2 oranges, juice only
• 1 teabag
• 1/2 teaspoon yeast energizer
• 1 campden tablet
• 1 package wine yeast
• 1 gallon water

I do think that I could go for that...along with a bowl of sweet corn puddin...and then light up the ole corn cob pipe...

 

[jamespowers]

I do think that I could go for that...along with a bowl of sweet corn puddin...and then light up the ole corn cob pipe...

Squeezins have to age for about a year to be good enough to drink though. You forgot to mention Okra.
I think I'll get my corn cob pipe out and mix up a decent batch of tobacco for it.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Squeezins have to age for about a year to be good enough to drink though. You forgot to mention Okra.
I think I'll get my corn cob pipe out and mix up a decent batch of tobacco for it.

Hey..I do like Okra!..and really miss Grandma's wilted lettuce as well...

 

[jamespowers]

Hey..I do like Okra!..and really miss Grandma's wilted lettuce as well...

Breaded and fried okra?
Wilted lettuce with green onion tops and bacon? MMMMMMMM

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Breaded and fried okra?
Wilted lettuce with green onion tops and bacon? MMMMMMMM

By Golly..you musta been there too..Brother! Yummm

 

[scottyrocks]

So, hey, how are your bowels? :rockon:lol

 

[rue]

^ :rofl:


You guys are on a roll tonight.....

 

[AtomicEraTom]

No joke, my mom makes the best fried squirrel you'll ever have in your life! I think I've discussed this on here before, I'm sure. My life only has so many points of interest, and this is one of them lol

Hmmmmmm..... Deep fried squirrel. What do you serve that with?!

 

[V.C. Brunswick]

So, hey, how are your bowels? :rockon:lol

It is not so fortuitous that you should ask upon my most distressed condition. For my body loves me not. Mighty Vesuvius is of little consequence when my self within rumbles with great turmoil. For this night I fear that I have feasted upon what should not be feasted upon, that which had been abundantly seasoned with not so dainty spices from lands far away."

...Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Indigestion

 

[Gregg Axley]

I can't work that into a conversation either.
I also don't think BB's would help you.
They do look like BB's to me...
how are your bowels... And they paid some advertising guy to come up with that....:eusa_doh:

 

[Connery]

It is not so fortuitous that you should ask upon my most distressed condition. For my body loves me not. Mighty Vesuvius is of little consequence when my self within rumbles with great turmoil. For this night I fear that I have feasted upon what should not be feasted upon, that which had been abundantly seasoned with not so dainty spices from lands far away."

...Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Indigestion

Anyone who asks that question deserves that answer.............lol

 

[HadleyH]

they are trying to sell peanuts! :wacko:

 

[Connery]

they are trying to sell peanuts! :wacko:

^^^
Public service in advertising......

 

[HadleyH]

^^^
Public service in advertising......

sorry I don't understand that