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There's a magazine up here in my land called "Toro" that bills itself as "Canada's Magazine For Men". It's got fiction and non-fiction, fashion, sports, humour etc.
In this month's issue, there is a little box entitled; "Resolutions for 2005". I thought I'd share;
~Get a "bespoke" suit (whatever that is).
~Remember not to cross your legs like a woman, unless completely alone, or in Europe.
~Quit job in order to devote life to proving Michael Jackson's innocence.
~Adjust attitude: More vim, less vigour.
~Finish everything I start. To be on the safe side, start nothing.
I thought #1 was especially funny.
David
In this month's issue, there is a little box entitled; "Resolutions for 2005". I thought I'd share;
~Get a "bespoke" suit (whatever that is).
~Remember not to cross your legs like a woman, unless completely alone, or in Europe.
~Quit job in order to devote life to proving Michael Jackson's innocence.
~Adjust attitude: More vim, less vigour.
~Finish everything I start. To be on the safe side, start nothing.
I thought #1 was especially funny.
David
