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Woman of Straw (1964) with Sean Connery, Gina Lollobrigida, Ralph Richardson, and Alexander Knox
The best movies draw you in immediately, build to a gripping climax, and end with an emotionally satisfying epilogue. Those are the movies you love. What do you do with the ones that only get some parts of that construct right?
Woman of Straw starts too slowly, builds to a good climax, and then jumps the shark in the epilogue. Its strong cast – including Sean Connery, Gina Lollobrigida, Ralph Richardson, and Alexander Knox – helps, but movies are about stories and characters, not casting.
Richardson plays a tyrannical multimillionaire (when that meant something), who is cruel to his staff, especially to two Black brothers who serve as his factotums. He's also dismissive of his nephew, played by Connery, who acts as a sort of private secretary/business manager for him.
Richardson, in his newly written will, has left Connery only a small amount of his massive fortune. Worse, he taunts Connery over this. Connery, who clearly likes the finer things in life, is none too pleased, but arrogant and selfish himself, he's hardly a sympathetic character.
With Richardson facing a slow terminal illness and unable to keep a nurse – no amount of pay is worth working for an aggressively abusive man – Connery is tasked with finding yet another one, which he does in a middle-aged, comely, and buxom woman played by Lollobrigida.
After too many scenes of Richardson in his English country estate being a jerk to everyone, Connery explains his plan to Lollobrigida: (oversimplified) she's to marry Richardson and, when he dies and she inherits his estate, she's to give him, Connery, one-million pounds.
Finally, the movie picks up steam as we watch an uncertain Lollobrigida and an arrogantly confident Connery manipulate Richardson into marrying her. It’s both not that believable and well done, because sometimes you’re willing to suspend disbelief for the sake of a good cinematic tale.
Act Three – the marriage and Richardson's subsequent death (only a spoiler if you for some insane reason thought the movie wasn't going to turn into an estate battle royale) – is where you're rewarded for sitting through too much repetitive filler.
Now you have death, maybe murder; the police, maybe a double cross; a trial, maybe perjury; and then a post-trial twist that undoes much of the good work built up in Act Three – making this an often engaging movie despite its crawlingly slow start and last-minute fumble.
To tell more is to give the twists away – some of which are good and some of which are ridiculous. The shame is the acting is, overall, outstanding, but in service to a story that needed too much help.
Richardson is excellent as the nasty old man because he imbues him with enough humanity to keep him from becoming a cliché. It's a tough balance to pull off, but Richardson knows exactly when and how to let some decent human feelings and kindness slip out in a believable way.
Connery, showing again he was so much more than Bond, is pitch perfect as the scheming nephew who skillfully deflects blow after blow from his uncle. He looks like Bond in this one – it was just after he made Dr. No – yet he's no complex hero here, just a smooth conman.
Lollobrigida does well, albeit not perfectly, with a difficult role as she has to be a nurse at the same time she's trying to play up to Richardson and respond to Connery's demands. Adding to the complexity, she and Connery begin an affair, while she is trying to come on to Richardson.
The last piece of the puzzle comes in late as Alexander Knox plays the inspector tasked with untangling the old man's death and last will and testament, written, of course, the day he died. In the great tradition of the role of English inspectors, he's calm, unassuming, patient, and whip smart.
All this heavy plotting takes place in a lugubrious and claustrophobic atmosphere despite the wide expanse of the estate. Smartly using tight camera angles and muted hues, director Basil Dearden creates a foreboding atmosphere that makes wealth and luxury look depressing.
Richardson's English estate is so large it feels empty despite being fully furnished – a perfect metaphor for the empty lives these people are living despite their money. The only people who seem truly alive are those who neither live at the estate nor care about Richardson's will.
Beyond the wobbly plot, the movie's other big flaw is the lack of chemistry between Lollobrigida and Connery. The two are supposed to be having a love affair, but all you ever sense is that she despises him. Apparently, they disliked each other intensely on the set.
If you're a fan of faded English wealth, the actors, or the classic English murder mystery, Woman of Straw is worth one watch, despite too many plot flaws and a slow-as-molasses start. It feels a bit like an early Julian Fellowes effort, but without most of the fun stuff.



