Virginia Creeper

Which of the following is true of Virginia Creeper?
a) She's a cheerful vintage dilettante.
b) She's a country girl in city trappings.
c) She's an incorrigible caffeine addict.
d) She can pull a plough with a hog under each arm and your old granny on her back.
e) All of the above.

This and that, sometimes with a side order of the other.