COLLAR BARS HAVE BEEN TAKEN.

[Dr Doran]

SORRY -- GONE.

 

[The Wolf]

I'm sorry to hear your collar bars were taken.
Were you wearing them at the time?
Maybe they weren't taken but instead you put them down somewhere and forgot about them.
I'll keep my eyes open for them.

<--------
The Wolf

 

[Dr Doran]

NO, I MEAN SOMEONE CLAIMED THEM. THEY WERE GIVEN AWAY.

You're a bad kid.

 

[Jerekson]

lol

 

[Vintage Betty]

NO, I MEAN SOMEONE CLAIMED THEM. THEY WERE GIVEN AWAY.

You're a bad kid.

And he doesn't even leave us a token picture so we can covet them.

VB

 

[The Wolf]

It's better not having a picture. That way I tell myself they were the wrong style for me. If a picture is posted and they look fantastic I keep thinking with what I would match them and continue to re-open the wound of not having them.

Sincerely,
The Wolf

 

[Johnnysan]

I can post a photo once I receive them!

Thanks, Doran for your generosity!

 

[Dr Doran]

I can post a photo once I receive them!

Thanks, Doran for your generosity!

No problem -- they went out in the mail a couple of days ago. Maybe Friday.

They really aren't all that exciting. Just clip-on collar bars. I switched exclusively to pin-push-through collar bars. They stay better, and the holes close up after one washing.

 

[Fletch]

I read the head and thought collar bars, that is the idea of wearing them at all, had been coopted or appropriated by some unpleasant politician or pop culture personality, in much the same way as you couldn't wear white buck shoes during the 60s or 70s because they "belonged" to Pat Boone and he had become a drip.

 

[Dr Doran]

WHITE BUCK SHOES ARE TAKEN

WE CAN NO LONGER WEAR OUR WHITE BUCKS. PAT BOONE APPROPRIATED THEM IN OUR FAVORITE DECADE, THE 1970S. REPEAT:

LOUNGERS, PLEASE WEAR NO MORE WHITE BUCKS WITH YOUR DBs, WATCH CHAINS, AND FEDORAS.

NO MORE WHITE BUCKS. THE ****E, I MEAN WHITE BUCKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN. APPROPRIATED.

 

[Fletch]

WHILE WE HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, FEDORAS AND PINSTRIPES BELONG TO COSTUME PARTY GANGSTERS. EVERYBODY GO GET TOY ***S AND BIG PLASTIC CIGARS. AUDITIONS FOR THE GODFATHER'S PIZZA COMMERCIAL WILL BE HELD ON THURSDAY AT 9:30. THAT IS ALL.

 

[Feraud]

WHY ARE WE YELLING?? lol

 

[Fletch]

I LIKE SHOUTING! I THINK SHOUTING IS WONDERFUL!

 

[Dr Doran]

Wow. We sure squeezed a lot of fun out of a silly collar bar ad.

Can someone lock this thread now? Please? Because the phun is killing me.

 

[Fletch]

They've gone rockabilly!

 

[Edward]

I read the head and thought collar bars, that is the idea of wearing them at all, had been coopted or appropriated by some unpleasant politician or pop culture personality, in much the same way as you couldn't wear white buck shoes during the 60s or 70s because they "belonged" to Pat Boone and he had become a drip.

Ironically enough i can't find a photo now, but I remember very clearly Paul Robinson, as played by Stefan Dennis, in Neighbours (dodgy Aussie soap opera), used to wear one all the time back in the 80s. Only years later did I figure out what it was!! lol