Graham Crackers...

[raiderrescuer]

From Wikipedia:
"The graham cracker was developed in nineteenth century America by Presbyterian minister Rev. Sylvester Graham."

"His original "Graham bread" was the centerpiece of the diet he created to suppress what he considered unhealthy carnal urges, the source of many maladies according to Graham. He also warned that ketchup and mustard induced insanity."

So how many eat Graham Crackers, Ketchup/Catsup & Mustard ???

Well, Can I use the Ketchup excuse at work ? Sorry Boss, just had a bit of Ketchup with my French Fries and now I am Insane !!!

 

[Pilgrim]

Another dandy example of the ability of human beings to believe any crackpot idea that someone can dream up!

But I'm grateful to the old nutball for his crackers - two of them with fudge icing in between makes the best cookie ever.

 

[J. M. Stovall]

And what about Smore's!
MMMMMM...SMORES
Now I want to go camping!

 

[Maj.Nick Danger]

Another dandy example of the ability of human beings to believe any crackpot idea that someone can dream up!

Whaddaya mean?? Sounds perfectly logical ta me! I never eat Graham crackers and I always use ketchup and mustard and I'm alright!

 

[artdecodame]

There is a similar story with Kellogg's Corn Flakes, actually!

Inspired by Kellogg’s ideas, the doctors maintained that “self-abuse may result in exhaustion, paralysis and heart diseases. Because of self-abuse some people will end up losing their minds, others will commit suicide.”

John Harvey Kellogg even wrote a book called "Treatment for Self-Abuse and its Effects; Plain Fact for Old and Young" in 1888. lol

 

[Tomasso]

There is a similar story with Kellogg's Corn Flakes, actually!

Inspired by Kellogg’s ideas, the doctors maintained that “self-abuse may result in exhaustion, paralysis and heart diseases. Because of self-abuse some people will end up losing their minds, others will commit suicide.”

John Harvey Kellogg even wrote a book called "Treatment for Self-Abuse and its Effects; Plain Fact for Old and Young" in 1888. lol

The Kellogg brothers ran a sanitarium at one time.


http://www.dlis.dla.mil/FederalCenter/Sanyears.asp

 

[PrettySquareGal]

As long as eating S'Mores won't make me blind I'm happy.

 

[LizzieMaine]

My favorite snack as a wee lass was mustard sandwiches. If I ate a mustard sandwich on graham crackers, would it cancel out the insanity?

 

[jake_fink]

Ketchup and mustard MUST induce insanity; how else to explain the use fo this stuff:

Green pcikle relish. Yuk.

 

[Tomasso]

My favorite snack as a wee lass was mustard sandwiches.

I ate mustard sandwiches, too. But, I loved mayonnaise sandwiches.