Haiku for hats... or poems accepted.

[Mocheman]

large headed hat man
no vintage for you tonight
cry alone in shame

 

[Wesne]

Acres of fine felt
Never to be made again
Reserved for small heads

 

[Mr. Lucky]

Good hat to find
Alas too small to wear
Looks great on Douglas

 

[jimmy the lid]

Auction -- Vintage Hat
Recipe for happiness:
Six and seven eighths

 

[pils]

new lids at retail
thrift stores a no-man's hat land
dons akubra fed

 

[Sefton]

Too big for Borso
a long oval sans Knox
hatted now by Art

 

[scotrace]

Good hat to find
Alas too small to wear
Looks great on Douglas

Bwuahahahaha! lol

 

[carter]

5-7-5

Man of great big head
Sleep alone in great big bed.
More easy to shrink bed.

 

[mingoslim]

Man of great big head
Sleep alone in great big bed.
More easy to shrink bed.

Man of great big head
Looks for hat that fit, he said.
More easy to shrink head . . .

 

[Fletch]

Just you remember:
Vintage lids may cost you coin,
But not like custom!

 

[Wesne]

Just you remember:
Vintage lids may cost you coin,
But not like custom!

Words of wisdom!

 

[big kahuna]

Vintage, where out thou
Fruitless searches on Ebay
reveal no big lids

 

[HungaryTom]

7 5/8

Big head
Big distances result in
value buyer

 

[surely]

big head
big mouth
enough said

 

[HungaryTom]

 

[surely]

:eusa_clap

:rage:

 

[carter]

Originally Posted by carter
Man of great big head
Sleep alone in great big bed.
More easy to shrink bed.

Man of great big head
Looks for hat that fit, he said.
More easy to shrink head . . .

Man of great big head
Need GREAT BIG lid. Pygmy said,
"More easy to shrink head".

 

[Jerekson]

Old hats
small often times
stretchers do the trick

 

[Barbigirl]

~

Most desired man
Wears big hat to match big hands
That is what girls like

 

[carter]

Most desired man
Wears big hat to match big hands
That is what girls like

Some small-handed men,
Wear big hats, and even then,
They attract women.