Hat subject one liners using movie titles

[Neophyte]

I just went to my DVD closet so I had an unfair advantage. There's no way I'd ever be able to think that up on the spot lol!

 

[hatophile]

Those were some good ones, Alex!

 

[Neophyte]

Thanks. Although I kinda cheated. That wasn't a one-liner .

 

[bowlerman]

You college kids, always deconstructing the instructions... Those were great ones, Neo! (don't think I didn't go to my DVD cabinet, too!)

 

[hatophile]

You college kids, always deconstructing the instructions... Those were great ones, Neo! (don't think I didn't go to my DVD cabinet, too!)

It was a string of one-liners, right? Nobody said you couldn't look in your collection for titles...

 

[randooch]

When he had to wait 9 1/2 Weeks for his hat to show up, he felt an Unbearable Lightness Of Being, or was it just Vertigo?

 

[Neophyte]

Nice! I had been trying to figure out how to work in that first one in last night, but I couldn't come up with anything.

 

[hatophile]

There was a storm here yesterday and I forgot to use my wind trolley, so my hat was Gone With the Wind. Today I have the Blues Brothers.

 

[Benzadmiral]

I knew beyond a Shadow of a Doubt I wanted a new hat -- the kind you wouldn't mind being seen in on Sunset Boulevard. Mildred Pierce told me, "If you're a Die Hard hat guy, you need to go to The Little Shop Around the Corner; the guy from Morocco, Khan's his name, will fix you up. Don't mention his competitor on Michigan Avenue, though, or you'll have to deal with the Wrath of Khan!"

 

[hatophile]

I knew beyond a Shadow of a Doubt I wanted a new hat -- the kind you wouldn't mind being seen in on Sunset Boulevard. Mildred Pierce told me, "If you're a Die Hard hat guy, you need to go to The Little Shop Around the Corner; the guy from Morocco, Khan's his name, will fix you up. Don't mention his competitor on Michigan Avenue, though, or you'll have to deal with the Wrath of Khan!"

Just make sure you don't go to the Little Shop of Horrors!

 

[hatophile]

Lefty went on a nice summer walk with his wife. But later, to his horror he saw that The Fly was wearing his hat.

 

[TCMfan25]

I don't mean to be a Jackass, but do you mean "Tails of Manhattan?"

Oh, boy, now I'm a Deadman.

My mistake, sometimes I find myself blindly "Going My Way" not paying attention to what I post...

 

[TCMfan25]

Once my hat comes I will be rolling with "Splendor in the Grass"!

 

[TCMfan25]

Oh, The Hours of Intolerable Cruelty we must sustain while waiting for a new hat to arrive!

Thats a good one!

 

[TCMfan25]

"Bonnie and Clyde" gave me their hats as they were being chased by "12 Angry Men" from the bank they just robbed.

 

[Yeps]

Living in Katoomba, he often walked The Hundred Steps*to check up on the progress of the new Heritage Campdraft.

*I Centi Passi

 

[TCMfan25]

I was walking over a Bridge on the River Kwai when I came across the Road to Singapore, on the side of the road there was a man named Gunga Din who was selling cheap sweat shop hats and ranting about the High Society in Singapore and how the poor live terribly. The man continued about how Singapore was The Snake Pit of the orient for the poor because of bandits and murderers that ride on Blazing Saddles wearing tattered open roads and robbing people of the little things they have... "A word of advice", he said, "You need True Grit to survive in Singapore."

 

[hatophile]

That was alright, but it wasn't hat-related .

Gunga Din was wearing a turban at the time.

 

[hatophile]

I plan to keep buying hats From Here to Eternity...

 

[TCMfan25]

Gunga Din was wearing a turban at the time.

Yes he was!