Hat subject one liners using movie titles

[EggHead]

I thought I'd have fun and start a thread creating a catchy sentence about hats using a moving title or famous quote from a movie.

For example:

When I had "A Fistful of Dollars" I bought a bowler.

Then "For a Few Dollars More" I ordered a custom hat.

 

[HatsEnough]

The Topper for me was watching "Young Abe Lincoln," starring Henry Ford.

 

[job]

I could have some great vintage hats if I could go "Back To The Future".

 

[hatophile]

I could have some great vintage hats if I could go Back To The Future.

...Or if they came Out of the Past.

 

[hatophile]

Once Upon a Time in America, I was happily buying hats from Ebay. Somewhere in Time, I made a Titanic mistake and bought too many hats. It was then I realized I Married an Axe Murderer.
Actually my wife is pretty tolerant, but not a Stepford Wife.

 

[HatsEnough]

I ended up with so many hats I had to buy a Little House on the Prairie to store them all.

... Oh, wait. That's a TV show. Well, anyways...

 

[TCMfan25]

I didn't wear a hat today because I heard there was a storm, turns out we had "Blue Skies".

 

[TCMfan25]

I needed a Top Hat to go with my "Tails of New York".

 

[TCMfan25]

There is a great Hat Shop on "Scarlet Street" and Edward G. Robinson is the Hatter!

 

[TCMfan25]

When I finally found the "Treasure of Sierra Madre" the chest was full of Borsos!

 

[TCMfan25]

I have "Great Expectations" about my new hat coming in the post.

 

[MDphoto]

On Ferris Bueller's Day Off he went to Optimo Hats.

 

[HatsEnough]

On Ferris Bueller's Day Off he went to Optimo Hats.

Oooo, a double Chicago reference! Ferris was filmed in Chicago and Optimo is in Chicago!

 

[bowlerman]

I needed a Top Hat to go with my "Tails of New York".

I don't mean to be a Jackass, but do you mean "Tails of Manhattan?"

Oh, boy, now I'm a Deadman.

 

[bowlerman]

I have "Great Expectations" about my new hat coming in the post.

Oh, The Hours of Intolerable Cruelty we must sustain while waiting for a new hat to arrive!

 

[bowlerman]

A wool fedora in the summertime is just a bunch of Hot Fuzz.

 

[EggHead]

One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest, he was wearing a pilot's cap.

Raiders of the Lost Ark were actually searching for old fedoras.

 

[Neophyte]

The experience of ordering a custom hat is completely ALIEN to me. The Thing of it is that I haven't bought anything hat-related in over six months, and I'm starting to feel The Sting. I hope to change that soon. I'm looking to order one sometime around Independence Day, and have it before Halloween. I'm still saving up the cash, as this will cost me over 300 dollars. From Dusk Till Dawn and vice versa I think about what kind of hat I'd like to have, but every time I've decided on a concept, it's Gone in 60 Seconds. It is quite frustrating, and I frequently feel like I need someone to Stand By Me and give me advice...

 

[monbla256]

One must always ask FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS.

 

[Wally_Hood]

The experience of ordering a custom hat is completely ALIEN to me. The Thing of it is that I haven't bought anything hat-related in over six months, and I'm starting to feel The Sting. I hope to change that soon. I'm looking to order one sometime around Independence Day, and have it before Halloween. I'm still saving up the cash, as this will cost me over 300 dollars. From Dusk Till Dawn and vice versa I think about what kind of hat I'd like to have, but every time I've decided on a concept, it's Gone in 60 Seconds. It is quite frustrating, and I frequently feel like I need someone to Stand By Me and give me advice...

This list made me green with envy. I'll never pun again...