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Now this is funny.
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Oh that one is a no brainer 
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I'll take the cat.
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That's great!Rosie said:
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O.K.,Rosie,we're dying of suspense. Which one did you pick? Will you neuter him? The cat, that is. or...
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Sefton said:O.K.,Rosie,we're dying of suspense. Which one did you pick? Will you neuter him? The cat, that is. or...
Is there even any need to ask?
The cat.
There is -no- other suitable answer.
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Years ago, my then fiancee told me, "you love your cat more than you love me". I answered, "there will probably be a day when you are no longer around but Kittums will be here". Presently, he isn't around but Kittums is enjoying a game of chase the sewing scraps as I write this. lol
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Kittums?
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I think you could put anything on the left side and they'll consider it more than the husband.
Left:
"Adorable plush puppy, big blue eyes, does not bark, does not bite, does not need any physical caring other than someone to be loved by"
Right:
"Noisy 25 year old husband, does not like to go out, hates the movie theater, doesn't understand women, drinks beer constantly, enjoys billards, but will lock himself with the game and let nothing get in his way"
Left:
"Adorable plush puppy, big blue eyes, does not bark, does not bite, does not need any physical caring other than someone to be loved by"
Right:
"Noisy 25 year old husband, does not like to go out, hates the movie theater, doesn't understand women, drinks beer constantly, enjoys billards, but will lock himself with the game and let nothing get in his way"
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Rosie said:
Brilliant. Just Brilliant :eusa_clap
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I could always use some help doing my chores...
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Rosie said:
Perhaps if you'd fed your fiancee "Tender Vittles" and changed his litter daily, he'd still be around
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Meow!!!
Rosie
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Marc Chevalier said:Perhaps if you'd fed your fiancee "Tender Vittles" and changed his litter daily, he'd still be around
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lol Nah, Tender Vittles aren't that good. Nothing says, 'I love you' better than a can of Fancy Feast.
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