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The Agents of F.L.A.S.K.

FOXTROT LAMONT

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^ While in service and detached Aldershot for intelligence assign NATO Brussels, an American female naval officer with other NATO uniformed women were caught prostituting themselves in a sophisticated call girl ring.
Even before I was privileged to view covert evidence including photos and video tapes taken CIA, I had intense psychic intuitive thoughts regards the biznis. There was this Spanish lass, a naval ensign with long hair she tied in a right bun we called Rapunzel. Wow. I correctly intuited psychically sufficient ring rigamarole so that I am a rather devout believer in physic phenomenon. :p
 

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That sounds like one of the stunts that students got up to during the summer recess. Their escapades were tolerated because of the amount of money that their antics generated for charity. I have to say that nobody ever thought of finding Excalibur.

One of the most predictable, and boring stunts, by the students at Warwick university, was to go to the Centre of the City of Coventry, climb up onto the statue of Lady Godiva and put a bra on her.

The local newspaper's report that it was a boring stunt, no gem of originality and not worthy of reporting on must have stung those students who had somewhat drunkenly managed to climb up onto Godiva's statue.

The following year they came up with an absolute gem of originality. One morning in the summer, early starters for work in the City of Coventry, were amused to find a set of footprints, the size of Lady Godiva's foot, from the plinth of her statue to a nearby public convenience.

The newspaper were also into their share of originality with the headline: "The Lady's Bladder Could Hold It No Longer!"
 

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This is the haggis, the national dish of Scotland, a type of pudding composed of the liver, heart, and lungs of a sheep (or other animal,) mixed with beef or mutton suet and oatmeal and seasoned with onion, cayenne pepper and other spices. The mixture is packed into a sheep's stomach and boiled.

How on earth could heart, liver & lungs be turned into ice cream?
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The salted caramel is fabulous, and the strawberry cheesecake is just so moorish, but Haggis? Seriously?
 

Tiki Tom

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Great headline. “Mysterious underwater anomaly resurfaces off Antarctica.”

A strange undersea marine creature? A ghost shipwreck? An Unidentified Submerged Object?

https://www.newsweek.com/mysterious-underwater-anomaly-resurfaces-off-antarctica-1895910

No. It was caused by a boring data error. On the other hand, this is apparently the second or third time it has happened in the same area. Conspiracy theorists are beginning to whisper. “If this is just a data glitch, how is it that they haven’t fixed it yet? What does data error even mean? Why does it keep happening in the same remote location? Why doesn’t this occasionally happen elsewhere? Is there some other cause that they are not telling us? “ The whole thing is a little bit strange.
 

FOXTROT LAMONT

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This happens just often enough to get this case filed under the heading “extremely weird. There might be something to it, but I don’t know what.”

https://www.knoe.com/2024/05/08/uni...n-medium-led-them-their-missing-mothers-body/
All surround fact as pertains deceased and psychic indicate a total lack of law professional approach to standard forensic investigation. Whether the local sheriff understands medium
clairvoyance or not his bias precluded sound investigation.
I believe psychic ability is real which this tragic only affirms. :(
 

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FOXTROT LAMONT

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Adventure update on the status of the Holy Grail of Shipwrecks.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c4nn983qmepo

What a treasure! What a story!

Speaking of real life adventures, take a moment to read this gentleman’s story:

https://www.yahoo.com/news/globe-trotting-archeologist-drew-comparisons-171923271.html

F.L.A.S.K. Salutes Mr Schuyler Jones.
Amen Dr Jones. That such men exist in our midst and time astounds me.
Obviously his choice of Oxford instead of Cambridge is a serious misstep which can be excused in wake of his passage. However definitely worthy of honourary FLASK membership.:)

The St Jack is a ship we discussed before. The RN sank it, we should send a few ships over to Cartagena and take the treasure since they claimed disinterest in gold and jewels and were only focused on History. Fine. Colombia can keep the iron cannon and timber wreck.:cool:
 

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^^^
I think I like the idea of the UK starting a little war with Colombia over a hoard of sunken Spanish treasure. It’s The romantic in me. (And one small additional war will hardly be noticed.)

As for Oxford vs Cambridge; I just call them Oxbridge and am done with it. :)
 
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