Clean Jokes

[Frunobulax]

^ Oh, the science geeks who think they understand the theory of "warp drive" would tear that to shreds.

My favorite day in an advanced physics class in college was when I asked the professor a question about quantum theory and he said, "We don't know that yet."

 

[Zombie_61]

 

[Tukwila]

Ha! Now, that's funny!

 

[Trenchfriend]

Yeah, but can you imagine being one of those submariners right in the middle of "taking care of business" and over the loudspeakers you hear the command "Dive! Dive! Dive!" ("Tauchen, tauchen tauchen!")?

Remember "Thomsen"??

"ALAAAAAARM!"

 

[Zombie_61]

Remember "Thomsen"??

"ALAAAAAARM!"

I can't say I do, because I've never seen Das Boot. I need to correct that one of these days.

 

[Trenchfriend]

I can't say I do, because I've never seen Das Boot. I need to correct that one of these days.

Get the "Uncut TV series" on DVD (282 min. nonstop) or Blue Ray (308 min., incl. the TV series retrospects/previews).

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Never seen it either. Frankly, I don't see the funny...

 

[Benny Holiday]

What did Richard III say when he heard of a proposal to cobble a plot of land in the centre of Leicester Township?

Over my dead body!

 

[GHT]

What did Richard III say when he heard of a proposal to cobble a plot of land in the centre of Leicester Township?

Over my dead body!

He probably put a curse on the place. There's been a serious spike of Covid 19 in Leicester.
Meanwhile,

 

[BobHufford]

 

[Bamaboots]

 

[Frunobulax]

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Larson has recently posted three new panels on his website. He's been clear this isn't really a revival, but to expect more.

YAY!!

 

[Trenchfriend]

I posted it already somewhere in the Lounge, but:

 

[Frunobulax]

Window sticker seen on a Prius this weekend:

"Cool Prius"
- Said no one ever

At least the driver has a sense of humor about it.

 

[Zombie_61]

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That is just SOOOO wrong. She's a dwarf, not a midget.

 

[Bebop]

My grandma bought a goat. I asked, "where it will sleep". She said, "under my bed". I said, "what about the horrible smell"? Grandma said, "the goat will get used to it".

 

[BobHufford]

 

[Frunobulax]

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I'm more old school, as the kids say these days.

 

[Hurricane Jack]

 

[Hurricane Jack]