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I know, I know! No politics...
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Yeah, but that's funny!
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"Kanye Twitty".
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A repeat but Happy National Tequila Day 7/24!
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I'm watching feeding Tarantula-fans on Youtube, don't know why. Nice, but my body is tingling, too. 
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A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday, losing it's entire load.
Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralysed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless and perplexed.
Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralysed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless and perplexed.
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How does a woman know her man is cheating on her?
He starts bathing twice a week.
He starts bathing twice a week.
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Two friends meet.
"Hi! How you're doing?"
"I'm afraid, that my wife is dead."
"What makes you think that?"
"In Bed, it's like always, but THE KITCHEN LOOKS!!"
"Hi! How you're doing?"
"I'm afraid, that my wife is dead."
"What makes you think that?"
"In Bed, it's like always, but THE KITCHEN LOOKS!!"
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Very very old one:
A street-interview series in Hamburg. An old lady is asked, how often she was in love her entire life.
"I had only ONE love in my entire life. Sailors, sailors, sailors!!"
A street-interview series in Hamburg. An old lady is asked, how often she was in love her entire life.
"I had only ONE love in my entire life. Sailors, sailors, sailors!!"
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Getting married is like buying a dishwasher.
You'll never need to do it by hand again.
You'll never need to do it by hand again.
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Obviously written by someone who has never been married.
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I’d tell a joke about trickle-down economics, but 90 percent of people wouldn’t get it.
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