Clean Jokes

[tonyb]

Helen Waite is our credit manager.

 

[LostInTyme]

Did you hear that Julie Andrews will no longer endorse cheap lipstick? It crumbles easily and makes her breath smell. She explained: "The super color fragile lipstick gives me halitosis".

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Tiki Tom]

Did you hear that Julie Andrews will no longer endorse cheap lipstick? It crumbles easily and makes her breath smell. She explained: "The super color fragile lipstick gives me halitosis".

Just don’t try to say that one after you’ve had a few drinks.

 

[BobHufford]

 

[My Scooter]

 

[02 nighttrain]

 

[Hurricane Jack]

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Turnip]

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[LostInTyme]

Last text message:
”So right now I'm walking down the railroad tracks with my new Bose noise canceling headpho…..”

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Doctor Damage]

 

[Frunobulax]

 

[Turnip]

 

[Frunobulax]

Two policemen are standing over a dead body in the street. The first officer asks the second, "What do we have here?"

Officer 2:"It appears that this fellow was pushed off the rooftop bar of this twelve story building. Poor guy."

Officer 1: "Any idea who the victim is?"

Officer 2: Well, I think it's safe to say it's not the bouncer."

 

[Turnip]

 

[Frunobulax]