portolan
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I think I am going to found a club, a kind of a benevolent society for those of us seemingly unable to smile in a hat picture. My wife sets me up to take a picture and says smile . . . I think I am grinning deliriously and then I look at the picture . . . the smile is nowhere to be found. No matter how I try, the smile is not there.....some contorted pursing of the lips maybe, some fraudulent frown-like frolic, but no smile like RBH or Jimmy or Gene exude.....
I have heard of Club Owi Wan.....am I a club of one in this regard? I want to smile, I really do.....my wife even says nasty things to me (at least for a Mennonite minister's wife).....but no smile results.....Is there a cure? Do I need steam, spray starch????
Look at this picture.....I thought I was grinning uproariously.....
I can think of several other FLers who may qualify for the club, but I think that this should be a self-nominating process.....
I have heard of Club Owi Wan.....am I a club of one in this regard? I want to smile, I really do.....my wife even says nasty things to me (at least for a Mennonite minister's wife).....but no smile results.....Is there a cure? Do I need steam, spray starch????
Look at this picture.....I thought I was grinning uproariously.....
I can think of several other FLers who may qualify for the club, but I think that this should be a self-nominating process.....
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