Clean Jokes

[Turnip]

 

[LostInTyme]

Once upon a time, there were three children who never did anything wrong. That's it.

The end........

 

[LostInTyme]

Some mornings I wake up grumpy….on others I let her sleep in….

 

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[Tiki Tom]

Elevator jokes are great. They work on every level.

 

[Frunobulax]

I threw a ball for my dog.

I know it's extravagant, but she's a great dog and looks great in a party dress.


I love the way the world rotates.

It makes my day.

 

[Turnip]

 

[Zachary]

"You're cat"?

No, I'm still human …

 

[Turnip]

 

[EngProf]

"You're cat"?

No, I'm still human …

Actually, that's MY cat - "Midnight".

 

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[Frunobulax]

 

[LostInTyme]

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

 

[Turnip]

 

[GHT]