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Thank you GHT much appreciated!
Patient: Will I be okay, Doc?
Dr: I doubt it. Mercury is in Uranus.
Patient: Aw, I don't believe in all that astrology stuff.
Dr: Me either. My...
Not far from where I live is a suburb called Merrylands. Southwestern Sydney has an enormous Arab population with an entrenched organised crime...
Love that video. When a kid realises what you've got to pay to live in the adult world. My kids are still at the age where they think I'm a mobile...
Great to see this superb old Buco being appreciated and admired. Enjoy!
Given the situation where I live these days, that's one of the funniest jokes on these pages!
I will just add for those NSW authorities reading this that the above is purely humour, I do not play golf and if I did, I would not have done so...
A friend asked me why I always have two pairs of trousers with me when we play golf.
I answered, "In case I get a hole in one, of course."
On the subject of the news, updates on TV here were always called news breaks or news bulletins. On the bottom of the screen there would be a bar...
Mmmm . . . Dud somebody say pikelets?
Thought for the day: if a drummer comes out of retirement, does that mean there'll be repercussions?
I've never sold a jacket but once I did come across a rare 1940s Australian suit in great condition in a thrift store. It was very small, too...
I went to a positive thinking course today.
It was crap.
I knew it would be . . .
Oh man, I'm a disgrace. In my defence, I live in Australia and it's mostly hot here. Anyways:
AVI leather: 1
R Jays (Australian...
If he nicks himself, he's gonna be grizzly. Like a bear with a sore head.